Dippression (From the Diary of a crypto enthusiast)

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I saw a meme just the other day about how old time traders are practically numb to the many pumps and dips in the market and i realized i might be getting to that stage finally.

You begin to remember the good old days when you just bought a cryptocurrency after much persuasion to invest, refreshing my binance account every ten minutes was literally my full time job.
Sometimes refreshing my wallet would take longer to load the page and I would be near a heart attack fearing my coin had gone with the wind or I'd somehow been hacked.

MY MOTTO: If I could survive that, I can survive anything.

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Me after finally joining that channel for crypto updates immediately after buying my first crypto asset.

DIPPRESSION GROUP CHAT
~rerunhive123 (02:55) :
I think y'all should be looking at hive during this dip. My plan is to HODL till the next pump.

~xoxocryptomaniac (2:56) :
Yeah @rendingcrypto mentioned this update on his last video. I think I'll be doing the same

~YourUncleBernard (2:56):
I'll advise to DYOR before investing. Token has quite a lot of potential though.

~ HazMatQdEe (2:57)
Errr guys I think you made a mistake it's not spelt hodl but hold. T for thanks 😁.

~xoxocryptomaniac (2:57) :
Who's this one?

~YourUncleBernard (2:57):
Looks like a minnow to me.

~rerunhive123 (02:57) :
😂😂😂 figures

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Me later that night
Dave : hey bro, finally joined that group I sent the link for earlier?

Me : Yes bro

Dave: So you learn anything there? Made new friends.

Me: Bro I think those guys need some serious English classes. They kept spelling HOLD as HODL and DIOR as DYOR.

Dave: 😂😂 Please tell me you didn't correct them.

Me: Trust me I tried to, but it seemed they didn't get it. They seemed to think it was a joke and kept laughing about something. They didn't even thank me for the correction.

Dave: 🙆🙆🙆.

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On a serious note, we really need to enlighten people more about cryptocurrencies and the earlier the better. Once you post something crypto related, you automatically become a guru and any word you utter is prophecy.

For instance people keep asking me what coin can do ×12 in two days or even as crazy as ×100 in one week.
Broooo if I knew that information, I'd probably be chilling in the Maldives with some hot chicks, while I refresh my stinkingly fat wallet (😂 not sure stinkingly fat wallet is even a thing).

You'll realize just how much the Dippression is real when it hits you at your lowest. One time last year I was broke and wanted to move some hive tokens to my binance wallet.
My girlfriend at the time was stroking my hair and telling me to hurry or else .... (I knew there was much left unsaid in those two words).

I somehow mistakenly put in the address in place of memo and vice versa, I was still in wonderland (her fingers were doing wonders) when I discovered the mistake.. Mehn I was almost sick throughout the day.
How do I explain she was the one who caused the distraction without being thrown out of the house.