Top 10 Reasons Farting is good for you

Unfortunately, in this day and age, Farting is still a very taboo subject. BUTT did you know Farting is healthy for you according to a study I just made up?

Yes, and now, here are the top 10 reasons Farting is Healthy for you.

ONE - It relieves pressure and stress. We've all felt that pain in our gut and once we Fart out the pressure we feel a sense of relief and for some even a sense of accomplishment that we have crated something.

TWO - It helps to increase the rate of Global warming. I mean, who actually wants to be cold? Not me and not my penis.

THREE - Keeps anus and rectum fit. By exercising your shit cutter through farting, we keep this muscles in shape and ready to break off that daily hard gas. I can cut my shit within a millimeter of precision!

FOUR - Farting is funny and humor is good for the soul

FIVE - Farting can be used for self defense and make people move away from you. There's times when I want to be alone, so I fart to keep people away. Also I can't fight so Farting deters bullies from picking on you because they don't want to smell your ass. See @trumpman post https://peakd.com/stemgeeks/@trumpman/chemical-warfare-lizards

SIX - Fart can also be used on Oil protesters that block roads. Simply fart close to their faces and they will move. Problem solved with non violence. Seriously, why are people not farting in protesters faces?

SEVEN - You can earn Crypto through $FART Token. Yes, you can Tokenize your Farts. Digital Farts are made for WEB 3.0

ATE - Farting makes you smarter

NINE Oh wow, were' almost to the end of the list. Let me think of one more bullet point for TEN

TEN Well, I have to say the last reason is because of Farti -Fit

So there you have it folks, 10 reasons why Farting is Good for you. It's been practiced in Ayurvedic Medicine for centuries , so go ahead and be proud of your gaseous creations!