Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #126 🤫

🧑‍🔧 Turbochargers, Canine Chefs & A Cursed Elephant👩‍🍳

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     This week one of our ASEAN Hive veteran VIPs took her husband's car to the shop for a TURBOCHARGER INSTALLATION. This will both provide him with a little bit adrenaline each day as well as get him to work and home a little faster than usual, and this will allow for more family time.

     Not many folks consider the extra freetime at home a turbocharger can bring a family. but an extra 5-10 minutes each day with each other can make all the difference.

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     Nadi-touille is the new nickname for one of our most beloved ASEAN Hive furballs. She has began experimenting with the culinary arts through the aid of her hoo-man sous chef. Through a series of barks, growls, yips, and paw gestures, and a recent update from ChatGPT, Nadi is able to communicate her culinary commands.

     As you can see in the photo, a dog's nose is its most powerful tool in the kitchen. Without even viewing the food-making process, Nadi-touille is able to determine the quality and execution of each dish all by simply whiffing the air in the kitchen. Stay tuned for more of Nadi-touille's dishes....

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     The CURSED ELEPHANT is a well-known site in Bangladesh, and the story behind this scene is bone-chilling. This elephant was menacing the local population for decades, until one day everyone banded together and managed to cement the phalanges into the earth.

     Other villagers kept the elephant distracted with bananas and peanuts until the cement hardened, permanently trapping the elephant. It's now mummified but still standing, eyes still red with rage, definitely a site to behold.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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