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♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #124 🤫

👸 Dragons, Rubber Chickens & Tiaras 🐔

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     BABY DRAGONS are being born in Malaysia after a mysterious ancient plant was discovered in Malaysia, dating back to the times of the dinosaurs. Scientists are baffled because this plant looks like something from another world, part cactus, part tree, and unable to stand on its own very well due to being a little top-heavy.

     The locals are thinking of calling this newly discovered plant "dragon plant," "fruit dragon," or perhaps even "dragonfruit," but only if a strange creature hatches from within it. On second thought, this might just be a run-of-the-mill standard dragonfruit plant.

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     The WINNINGEST RUBBER CHICKEN IN THE WORLD holds several medals, trophies, and even belt buckles for all the sports and disciplines this lifeless inanimate object has mastered.

     How does a rubber chicken win anything other than a cheap laugh? That's one of many questions I have, but it's clear to see that this latex bird does have a lot of bling to show for its accomplishments. I suspect there is voodoo involved or some other kind of tomfoolery.

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     In Indonesia a local PAGEANT WINNER IS NOT TAKING OFF HER TIARA AND SASH, and has been spotted around town at various places doing normal daily activities. Being kitted out with pageant attire and bling in a foodcourt is bizarre is strange sight, but that's just one of the many places this beauty queen has been spotted.

     With sash and tiara on, she has also been spotted rollerblading, visiting a laundromat, going to the movies, and even visiting the dentist. I guess if I won a handsome contest I would probably wear my man sash everywhere everyday.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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