Another Month, Another missed power up day!

Damn sloth speed! I thought things would be awesome now that CERN had shut down the Large Hadron Collider. The black holes have closed, the reptilians have been resealed, and the world is as it was in the good old days. Or are we still on this mental timeline where things seem to go from bad to worse? Who knows? What I do know is I'm still slothin on hive! Sloth and steady wins the race...right?

SlothlySavers update:

#SlothlySavers

• SlothlySavers 2026 Goals:
  HP: 15,000 (4,800 HP Needed)
  HBD Savings: 750 (220 HBD Needed)

• This Update - Week 22:
  HP: 10,837 (4163 HP Required - 14% achieved)
  HBD Savings: 564 (186 HBD Needed - 16% achieved)

• This Week's Update - Week 27:
  HP: 10,934 (4066 HP Required - 16% achieved)
  HBD Savings: 570 (180 HBD Needed - 19% achieved)

Gaining 100 HP a month, I should reach my goal in only 40 months! Should be easily achievable over the remaining 6 months of the year... right... I guess this is what happens when you sloth it more than steady it! I need to get back into Hiving if I'm ever to really achieve anything here! Although the sloth compounding is nice, it's not giving me the buzz I need!