RE: The Good Life Within Reach

I can barely use chopsticks. All those fingers just seems too complex. Here in the West we just have one stick at a time to contend with when shoveling food into the neck. Two sticks at a time seems excessive, but five? You've got to be kidding!

Also, boiling milk and butter is difficult and painful to grasp in the hand. Take my word on that, please, and don't try it at home.