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A PROFESSOR EXPLAINS MARKETING TO MBA STUDENTS.

1.You see a gorgeous girl at the party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!

That's direct marketing.

2.You're at the party with bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!".

That's advertising.

3.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me!".

That's telemarketing.

4.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride
and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's public relations.

5.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"

That's brand recognition.

6.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's customer feedback.

7.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She introduces you to her husband.

That's demand and supply gap.

8.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say anything, another person comes and tells her: "I'm rich. will you
marry me?" and she goes with him.

That's competition eating into your market share.

9.You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you
can say: "I'm rich. Marry me!" Your wife arrives.

That's restriction for entering new markets.

Funny but brilliantly submitted by Marketing Ideas.