RE: A Sincere Thank Ya Kindly to My Hive-Engine Witness Supporters!

Pop Quiz

Question 1

If you knew in advance someone wanted to shoot you, would you:

a) Call the cops
b) Secure your home; wear body armor; arm yourself
c) both 'a' and 'b'
d) Spend several months nonstop telling random strangers on the internet from all over the world — people who can't do anything to help — all about how someone wants to shoot you.

Question 2

If someone was shooting a gun at you for five years straight but you're still alive:

a) They're a terrible shot
b) There should be nothing left to shoot at
c) Maybe it's just a cap gun
d) That doesn't sound realistic and wouldn't happen