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RE: Reaper Man By Terry Prachett - Review In the Dark

"I expect you have a name, too," she prompted.

YES. THAT'S RIGHT.

She waited again.

I'M SORRY?

"What is your name?"

The stranger stared at her for a moment, and then looked around wildly.

"Come on," said Miss Flitworth. "l ain't employing no-one without no name. Mr... . ?"

The figure stared upwards.

MR. SKY?

"No-one's called Mr. Sky."

MR... . DOOR?

She nodded.

"Could be. Could be Mr. Door. There was a chap called Doors I knew once. Yeah. Mr. Door. And your first name? Don't tell me you haven't got one of those, too. You've got to be a Bill or a Tom or a Bruce or one of those names."

YES.

"What?"

ONE OF THOSE.

"Which one?"

ER. THE FIRST ONE?

"You're a Bill?"

YES?

Miss Flitworth rolled her eyes.

"All right, Bill Sky... " she said.

DOOR.

"Yeah. Sorry. All right, Bill Door..."

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And so bill door was born lol

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