🤣 LOLZ Project Update - Dividend APR, First Buy and Burn, Increases to Holding Requirements, and NFT Giveaway! 🤣

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Project Update

Happy Easter weekend to all our Christian friends. Lots of stuff to discuss this week, so lets get to it.

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Dividend APR Estimates

In case you didn't know, in addition to being a tipping token, and a farming token, LOLZ is also a dividend bearing token. Every week we pay out 40% of the LOLZ Curation earnings for each of the tokens we are curating to our Headliners (those holding 512 or more LOLZ.)

Now that we have been paying out dividends for some time we thought it would be good to show you what kind of return we are generating for our Headliners. So today we have run the numbers based on the last weeks worth of dividends to see our annual percentage return (APR) was for the last week.

But First, a Word about APR's in the Defi World.

Unlike a bank where you are given a static interest rate, for most defi projects, listed APRs should be considered almost an instant "estimate" based on the conditions at that moment. The only thing that is guaranteed with defi APRs is that they are going to change over time.

This is true for LOLZ Defi as well. There are a lot of moving pieces in LOLZ Defi, all of which impact the actual long term APR that is achieved. The prices of the tokens paid out change day to day as does the price of the LOLZ token. The curation earnings also change day to day. Also, as more and more LOLZ is accumulated by the Headliners the value of the dividends are spread out over more and more tokens.

We at LOLZ have little to no control over any of those variables and do not want anyone to think we are promising a given return rate. All we can promise is that we will pay out 40% of our curation earnings to our Headliners on a per-LOLZ held basis.

OK, Enough CYA Lets Get to the Estimate

So using the dividend payments for a week we can calculate an APR estimate using the following simple equation:

APR = (Weekly Value of Dividends Paid * 52 weeks)/(Number of LOLZ held by Headliners * Price of LOLZ) * 100%

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(We couldn't resist the chance to have two Chevy Chase meme's in one post)

To get the weekly value of the dividends paid out, we went through our LOLZ Farming Reports for the last week and multiplied the amount of tokens distributed by their most recent price on Hive-Engine (note to self - I need to automate this!):

TokenDistributionPriceValue $
CENT2590.010622.75
ONEUP2820.007822.20
MEME25640.000180.46
SPT1780.002050.36
ALIVE29.870.008910.267
CINE5.160.0390.20
WAIVE1.30.1390.18
VIBES8.80.01190.10
CTP5.6610.011630.07
LIST23.30.002280.05
WEED5.7630.00920.05
SPORTS22700.000020.05
PIMP1.740.022080.04
THGAMING16.8970.001910.03
NEOXAG40.1740.000790.03
DUNK103.90.000010.001
Total$6.86

We multiplied those dollar values by 52 weeks to get a yearly value of $356.72.

Next we find the value of the total number of LOLZ held by Headliners as the sum of their holdings (18240 based on our last report) times the last price for LOLZ ($0.0349) to get a total value of the LOLZ held of $636.95.

Finally, we divide the yearly dividend estimate by the value of the held LOLZ and then multiply by 100 to get an estimated APR of 56%.

Now, we want to repeat again, this value is not a good estimate of the long term return. We ran these number last week, and the APR was estimated at 100%. The change was driven mainly due to the raise in the price of LOLZ from the $0.026 range to the $0.035 we had today.

First Buy And Burn

Our daily reports are starting to get some more love and are now more than covering our server costs. As such, we are going to start the buy and burn we had promised based on those earnings and in fact made our first buy and burn yesterday. It was a small amount (50 LOLZ), but if the report continues to gain support we will be increasing our buys as well.

For this buy we just did a market purchase. In the future we plan to add a buying bot to buy at the bid so that we can burn more LOLZ. The goal of course is to reduce inflation to support the price of LOLZ going forward.

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You can track how much LOLZ has been burned by looking for @null on the LOLZ rich list.

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Increases to Holding Requirements

Speaking of controlling inflation, we have been considering additional increases to the holding requirements for the use of LOLZ. We love that there is so much sharing of our jokes going on, but we also want to maintain a healthy price for LOLZ so that when someone does receive an LOLZ tip it has enough value to make it meaningful. Otherwise we run the risk of just becoming Blockchain spam - and nobody wants that.

We will bring the issue up with our Governors soon and discuss options for how, when, and if to implement any increases to the requirements. We just wanted to give everyone some fair warning that increases are on the horizon.

@lolzbot Has Been NFTized

Recently, one of biggest supporters, @holovision the owner of @memehive, created a series of NFTs based on our funny little @lolzbot. Each @lolzbot NFT is unique and you can read about how he created these generative NFTs in his post.

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While they may not be Bored Apes, they are pretty cool and we hope our followers consider picking up one or more of these rare collectibles to add to your NFT collections. Proceeds from the sale of these NFTs will go towards supporting the HiveMe.me platform which is a cause we certainly can support.

Thanks @holovision, we are truly honored to have been the inspiration for your first NFT offering on HiveMe.me.

Calling All Inspectors

We have recently been invited to join forces with some of the other tipping tokens to jointly combat the issue of abuse of our tipping tokens and have helped form the Token Inspectors, a group of token supporters intended to help identify and reduce token abuse.

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Each token owner will set their own rules for what is acceptable behavior with their tokens, but will be sharing information on bad actors. For LOLZ, we have said a number of times that the use of the !LOLZ command is intended for true engagement with others on the blockchain. Activities that are to be avoided include:

  • Asking for your comment to be upvoted because you tipped the author
  • Tipping yourself via an alternative account
  • Engaging in schemes to facilitate quid pro quo tipping

We have all agreed that we have no interest in publicly shaming anyone and hope that by reminding people of the rules those who may be skirting the edge of abuse will correct their behavior. However, we all have and will use our blacklists for those rare bad actors who don't want to follow our rules.

If you would like to help support the LOLZ token, as well as the other tipping tokens, please check out the announcement or join the Inspector's Discord server.

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

LOLZ plant, mehrsprachige Unterstützung für unsere Witze hinzuzufügen. Als erste Arbeitssprache haben wir Deutsch gewählt.

Translation: LOLZ is planning on adding multi-language support for our jokes. We have selected german as our first language to work with.

I have been asked a couple of times to consider adding multi-language support for our jokes. So far I have resisted because, well frankly, I don't speak anything but English (and as an engineer I have trouble with that!). But we recognize there is a large group on non-English (or at least not first language) speakers on Hive who are being left out of the fun.

So as some of our other development works is slowing down we have decided to work to build in some multi-language support. We have selected German for our first language to include because we have noted that their is a strong German presence here on Hive and believe we can tap into that group. Our biggest problem of course is that we don't speak German and our jokes often don't translate well because they are mostly play on word jokes.

To address that we are planning to reach out to the German community via @thatgermandude to get help building a German joke database. We will be running German Joke Challenges and awarding some LOLZ like we do for our English joke database.

Depending on how well that works out, we plan to tackle Spanish next.

To-Do List

We made a little bit of progress on our To-Do List, but have started adding some items too.

  • Add new tokens to LOLZ Curation
  • Add new tokens to LOLZ Defi
  • Add HIVE delegation to LOLZ Defi
  • Start daily LOLZ Contest
  • Get LOLZ added as purchase option for Risingstar and DCity.
  • Begin building a German Joke database.

@lolzbot NFT Giveaway

In honor of the creation of the @lolzbot NFTs we are going to forgo our normal LOLZ Free For all for this update, and give away one of these beauties to one of the commenters on this post.

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Rules to be included in the giveaway include:

  • Leave a comment (one entry)
  • Reblog this post (and say you did in your comment, one entry), and
  • Tag a friend (one entry).

The winner of the NFT will be announced on our update! Good luck to all.

About the LOLZ Project

LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. Hive users can use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are some easy ways you can help support the LOLZ Project -

  • Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
  • Upvote and re-Hive our posts. All rewards will be used to help cover server costs and increase curation value.
  • Delegate Hive tokens and earn LOLZ Farming rewards.
  • Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.

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21 comments

Thanks for the report.

@steven-patrick might want to try and win that cool looking !LOLZ NFT.

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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @rentmoney
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/8)

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!gif hell yeah

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Thanks for the support! !LOLZ

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Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

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@rentmoney, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

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Alright, count me in for that awesome looking NFT! I’m going to tag @jakkal , whose posts and giveaways I’ve been really enjoying! Oh and re-blogged! !LOLZ

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What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

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Thanks and good luck! !LOLZ

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Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.

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@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)

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Reblogged, tagging @torran, and thanks for tagging me @arpuch :D

!LOLZ

!gif good luck

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What do you call a hippo who says something and does the complete opposite?
A hippocrite

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @jakkal
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/2)

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Good luck! !LOLZ

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What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

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@jakkal, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

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hmmm I have to get some more lolz I guess so I can get to that 512 level. Kind of a strange number, why not 513 :P ?

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It is a product of how we setup up our holding requirements to double as you go up in level, and then we double the requirements as needed.

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so the minimum will become 1024 at some point ?

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Oh, and !LOLZ

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I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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@cmmemes, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

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Great update. Great to see the burn has started and I think 50 is pretty impressive to get started with. Reblogged

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!LOLZ

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My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @imno
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

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Thanks for the support and good luck! !LOLZ

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I just can't believe I forgot to go to the Gym again yesterday.
That's six years in a row now.

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@imno, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

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Hey brother, just a recommendation/idea, as always do what you think is best for LOLZ! For your bot that will burn and buy lolz, I often see these bots compete with real buyers to have absolute best price and force investors to put in higher prices to be best bid, to keep getting outbid. It ends up that non-savvy people could take unnecessary losses. As the purpose of the bot is to help the community, perhaps announcing the price point the bot will be buying at in your posts? so community can use this as buying support locations, or as a guaranteed liquidity point for sellers.

Either way, I messed up when I sold my super stack of LOLZ, but Ive been liquidating everything mercilessly to deploy capital into Splinterlands! Best wishes!

!PIZZA

!LOLZ

!LUV

!PGM

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That is a good idea. And would eliminate the need for the bot. We could just put our bids in at some point below current bid and just let them sit until hit. Certainly something to think about.

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Great updates! I'm loving the project and rewards!

!LOL

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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @belhaven14
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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Ok I'm leaving a comment that I rebloged and tagged my friend @enosh

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Good luck! !LOLZ

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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@hhayweaver, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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I am going to like this project, more stuff on our way to grab.
Yes, this post is reblogged. Consider my entries.
My friend @token-thx will love this also.

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Good luck!

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Oh, and !LOLZ

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It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

Credit: reddit
@beeminer, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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Show me the NFT 🙂
@thegoliath check out this giveaway!

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Good luck! !LOLZ

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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@steven-patrick, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

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Great job as always! I sign up for the giveaway and reblog
I tag @eteam who is new and this community will help him a lot to start off on the right foot.
!LOLZ

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @yeckingo1
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

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Good luck! !LOLZ

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What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (7/10)

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Thanks for the update guys! Also, count me in for the amazing giveaway!
Reblogged :)
Check it out bro! @mpoukovo
!LOL

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

Credit: reddit
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lofone
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/6)

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Good luck, and thanks for the support! !LOLZ

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What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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@lofone, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

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That is interesting check it @luizeba

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Good luck! !LOLZ

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How do you look for Will Smith in the snow?
Just follow the fresh prints.

Credit: reddit
@gwajnberg, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

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This is interestingly complex for a token that seems so simple on the surface. I love it! @maxwoo

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Thanks! Yes, nothing more fun than taking something simple and adding complexity to it. !LOLZ

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Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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@bluewing, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

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One thing that can reduce inflation and reduce the selling pressure of the token is 1) adding Staking capabilities to $LOLZ, 2) only staked $LOLZ would count towards the requeriments to tip and to receive dividends, and 3) tipping rewards be paid staked.

!1UP

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Yep, that is definitely on our to-do list. We have been trying to build our Hive-Engine stake in order to help cover some of that cost. Been reaching out to some of the tribe owners too to see if I can get some love since they all have big BEE stakes. And of course we appreciate every 1UP we get from the curation cartel. Thanks! !LOLZ

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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

Credit: reddit
@luizeba, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

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Yay, cool NFT. Want one!
@casimirio
@bravetofu you may want one too

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Good luck! !LOLZ

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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

Credit: reddit
@casimirio, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

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@lolztoken, this comment has been manually curated with LUV

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PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
@forsakensushi(4/10) tipped @lolztoken (x1)

Learn more at https://hive.pizza.

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Hi, for my next video game contest I wanted to invite participants to create a meme and send it in the comments, I wanted to know if you could support the idea of ​​voting the comment with the vote of this account: @lolzbot , I also have already purchased some meme token to be sent as an additional reward! Let me know if it suits you as a proposal!

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Hi @zottone444 - this accounts votes are tied to the use of the LOLZ command. The best way to get upvotes from this account is to use the !LOLZ command to tip users. It will randomly upvote the tipper and the tippee (about 1 in 40 chance right now, higher chances for the sub accounts like @lolz.meme). You may also want to check with @memehive since they are behind the Hiveme.me tribe.

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Ah okok, thank you very much <3

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Nice report and good to see how the token report is been updated

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