LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/26/2023

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/26/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 10-3-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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The Winner

This giveaway is too new! We don't have a post to draw yet. Our first drawing will occure on September 2nd.

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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(1/4)
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!lolz

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I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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!LOLZ

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What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

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!LOLZ

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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(5/10)
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!LOLZ

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I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

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(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 🤣

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I hear Sasquatch makes bowls out of clay
He's a hairy potter

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ 🤠

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I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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!lolz
!hiqvote

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Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

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What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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(7/10)
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Here today !LOL 😂
Laughing makes the world better.

P.S Don't laugh too much

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Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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@captaincryptic, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/2) and will start the voting trail.

In addition, @lolz.burner gets !PIZZA from @hiq.redaktion.

For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻

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!lolz

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My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You received more than 200 upvotes.
Your next target is to reach 300 upvotes.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP

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!lolz

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How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of keithtaylor

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOL

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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(1/10)
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!lolz

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My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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(2/10)
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!LOL

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How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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!LOL

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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(2/10)
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!LOL

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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of voltz-blag

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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!LOLZ 🤣

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!lolz

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(2/2)
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!lolz

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!LOLZ burn hot!
!PGM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

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BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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!lolz

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

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!LOLZ

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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(1/1)
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!lolz

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!lolz

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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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