LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/5/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/5/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@arc-echo21-2
@henruc23-4
@jmis10125-6
@yeckingo117
@nomaddreamer28-9
@middle-earthling210-11
@servelle212-13
@amaari214-15
@pepetoken216-17
@anonyvoter118
@svanbo219-20
@savvytester221-22
@irvet223-24
@edgerik125
@cryptoyzzy126
@manuvert127
@holovision.cash128

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 24 which belongs to our lucky winner:

irvet
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@irvet, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lol

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My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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Where did Phil Collins record all his songs?
In the Stu-Stu-Studio

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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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Thank you
!LOLZ
!MEME

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Congrats @irvet
!MEME
!LOLZ

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What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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Thank you
!LOLZ
!MEME

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How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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@middle-earthling, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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Thank you very much 😊
!LOLZ

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Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

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I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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@irvet, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(2/10)
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!LOL

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Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

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Did anyone hear the rumor about butter?
Don’t worry I won’t spread it.

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!lolz

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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!lolz

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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!lolz

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How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ !PEPE !UNICOIN

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Why didn’t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

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!HOPE that you burn 2 !LOLZ today for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗🐸

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

Credit: reddit
@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Did you know that protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were catholic.

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!HOPE to see more participants for the LOLZ burner raffle burn not just one !LOLZ, but two everyday! 🤗😎

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ
!PIMP

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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!LOLZ
!WINE

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 😁

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I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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(2/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

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I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ !HUG

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How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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!LOL

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If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

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(8/10)
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!lolz

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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(5/10)
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!LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

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I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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