LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 9/16/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 9/16/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc21-2
@jmis10123-4
@andy-vibes25-6
@master-lamps27-8
@sylmarill19
@servelle210-11
@astramar212-13
@yeckingo1114
@nomaddreamer215-16
@ieronimus217-18
@savvytester219-20
@astym221-22
@manuvert223-24
@irvet225-26
@svanbo227-28
@subidu229-30
@anonyvoter131
@iceledy232-33
@amaari234-35
@middle-earthling236-37
@holovision.cash138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 13 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astramar
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@astramar, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Congrats @astramar
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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WOW! Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED
!HUG

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Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

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Congratulations!
!MEME
!ALIVE

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!WEIRD
!HBIT

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Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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Congratulations!
!MEME
!LOLZ

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

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astramar, you mined 0.9 🟧 HBIT and the user you replied to (lolz.burner) received 0.1 HBIT on your behalf as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.9331922322830724, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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!LOLZ

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I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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!LOL

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What's the difference between a glutton and a hungry man?
One eats too long, the other longs to eat.

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!BBH !LOLZ !PIZZA

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I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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!LOLZ

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To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office
I will find you. You have my word.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@master-lamps(1/10) tipped @lolz.burner

Come get MOONed!

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!LOL

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What rock band has a huge ghost following?
The Boo Boo Dolls.

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Burn !LOLZ

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What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frogs croaks every night.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ

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Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

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!LOL

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What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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!LOLZ

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What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

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!lolz

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Archaeology
Now there is a career in ruins.

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!LOLZ

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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!LOLZ

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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!LOLZ

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Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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!lolz

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Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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!LOLZ

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What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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!lol

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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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!lol

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The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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(2/10)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
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!HOPE that @svanbo, @iceledy, @astramar, and @pepetoken are able to burn (2) !LOLZ today! 🤗😅

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

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(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Yes. Of course
!LOLZ
!INDEED

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Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

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!LOLZ 😁

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My girlfriend and I just transitioned to a long distance relationship
Or what the judge called a “restraining order”

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(1/10)

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!HUG !INDEED

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!HUG !LOLZ

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

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I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

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(1/10)
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