LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/31/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/31/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@middle-earthling21-2
@savvytester23-4
@fun.farms25-6
@henruc27-8
@jmis10129-10
@yeckingo1111
@servelle212-13
@nomaddreamer214-15
@subidu216-17
@irvet218-19
@edgerik120
@sylmarill121
@zionic.leo222-23
@anonyvoter124
@amaari225-26
@manuvert227-28

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 3 which belongs to our lucky winner:

savvytester
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@savvytester, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thanks for the 28 !LOLZ prize for today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎🤗 !HOPE

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Whom do you ask to catch the killer goose?
The Goosetapo.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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Here's the first comment under the latest !LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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!lolz

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Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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!LOL

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Why should you never play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.

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!LOLZ

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I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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!LOLZ

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What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.

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!lol

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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!lol

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How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

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!LOLZ

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What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.

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!LOLZ

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2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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Congratulations to @savvytester for the win

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!LOLZ

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A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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!lolz

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Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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!LOLZ

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What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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!lolz

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm

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!LOLZ 🤣

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Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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!LOLZ

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It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

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!LOLZ

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I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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!LOLZ

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.

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!LOL

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What were restaurants called during the Jurassic?
Diner-saurs.

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!LOLZ 😁

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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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!LOLZ

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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Congrats @savvytester !LOLZ !INDEED

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How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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!LOLZ !HUG

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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