LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/3/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/3/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 8-10-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 7-26-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 7-26-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 2 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@holovision.cash11
@h4rr1s12

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 1 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@holovision.cash, 2 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

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What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

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If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post, using the LOLZ token tipping bot that resumed working (properly) just a few days ago! 😎😏 !INDEED

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Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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!HOPE to see more !LOLZ burners again now that the LOLZ token tipping bot has resumed working! πŸ€—πŸ˜…

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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!lol

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What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

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I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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!LOL

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

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I found nasty month-old leftover mac and cheese in the fridge.
It was a case of age-related macaroni degeneration.

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!LOLZ 😁

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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!LOLZ !HUG

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What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.

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What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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I went to the doctors to see him about my memory loss.
But I forgot to mention it to him.

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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.

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!LOLZ
!ALIVE

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My dog chewed a hole in my shirt
We have the same taste in clothes.

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