LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/29/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/29/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 31 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@fun.farms22-3
@akiraymd14
@jmis10125-6
@subidu27-8
@servelle29-10
@nomaddreamer211-12
@manuvert213-14
@henruc215-16
@irvet217-18
@savvytester219-20
@middle-earthling221-22
@anonyvoter123
@memess.fun224-25
@svanbo226-27
@amaari228-29
@arc-echo230-31

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 14 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert
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@manuvert, 31 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOL

0.00000004 BEE

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

Congrats @manuvert
!MEME
!LOLZ

0.00000004 BEE

We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ
!BBH
!UNI

0.00000000 BEE

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

Credit: dksart
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ 😁

0.00000000 BEE

People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!lolz

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I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0.00000000 BEE

!lolz

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Did you hear about the lobster that got a job at pizza hut?
He's working in the crust station.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0.00000000 BEE

!lolz

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

Hey I won, yay!! Thanks for the !lolz

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I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

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Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!HOPE that @pepetoken is able to burn (2) !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post, since it missed burning LOLZ yesterday! 🐸🤗🤯😅

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE
!LOLZ 
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Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

Being a waiter may not be a very glamorous job
But at least it puts food on the table.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!lol

0.00000000 BEE

If at first you don't succeed...
... sky diving is not for you!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!lol

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

Credit: benthomaswwd
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

Keep burning !LOL

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Who changes the season when Summer is over?
No one, it happens Autumnatically.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!PIMP
!LOLZ
!PIZZA

0.00000000 BEE

I have an addiction to taking inventory at the blacksmithing shop.
We all have our vices.

Credit: reddit
@zionic.leo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!PIMP
!LOLZ
!MEME

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What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of andy-vibes

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

It is raining so hard we may need an Ark
Luckily I Noah guy.

Credit: happyme
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ !INDEED

0.00000000 BEE

Ever seen a blacksmith join two metal sheets?
It's riveting

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ !HUG

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Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ 🤣

0.00000000 BEE

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ 🤣

0.00000000 BEE

What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!lolz

0.00000000 BEE

Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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