LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/28/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/28/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@savvytester21-2
@fun.farms23-4
@arc-echo25-6
@yeckingo117
@henruc28-9
@servelle210-11
@nomaddreamer212-13
@sylmarill114
@jmis101215-16
@subidu217-18
@amaari219-20
@manuvert221-22
@middle-earthling223-24
@anonyvoter125
@irvet226-27
@svanbo228-29

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@subidu, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

0.00210415 BEE

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

Credit: mimismartypants
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!lol

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I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Congrats @subidu
!MEME
!LOLZ

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

Credit: reddit
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!lolz

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What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Keep burning !LOL

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I used to run an origami company.
But it folded.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fun.farms

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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Good to know that you continue on burning !LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😎 !HOPE

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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

Credit: reddit
@fun.farms, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of akiraymd

(1/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(2/10)
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!lolz

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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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Congratulations for winning 29 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎😏 !INDEED

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Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

Credit: reddit
@subidu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz
!PIMP

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What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz
!BBH

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!LOLZ

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I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

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!LOLZ

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If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

Credit: benthomaswwd
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post !INDEED! 😎😏

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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!HOPE that @astramar is able to join today's !LOLZ burner raffle post, as her last comment here on Hive was already more than 3 days ago! 🤗🤯😅

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My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 😁

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOL

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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess.fun

(1/10)
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!LOL

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What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of memess.fun

(2/10)
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!LOLZ !INDEED

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !HUG

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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
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!LOLZ 🤣

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What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

Credit: fallingforward
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!lolz

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What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

Credit: captaincryptic
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(7/10)
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!LOLZ

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Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

Credit: belhaven14
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

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!LOLZ

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arc-echo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

Credit: reddit
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