LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/26/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/26/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 25 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@holovision.cash12
@irvet23-4
@servelle25-6
@jmis10127-8
@sylmarill19
@savvytester210-11
@manuvert212-13
@middle-earthling214-15
@henruc216-17
@zionic.leo218-19
@anonyvoter120
@svanbo221-22
@amaari223-24
@edgerik125

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 8 which belongs to our lucky winner:

jmis101
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@jmis101, 25 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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!lol

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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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!LOL

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What do you call an island populated entirely by cakes?
Desserted!

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Congrats @jmis101
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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Thank you very much dear 🥰

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You're welcome!

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!lolz

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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!lolz

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What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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!lolz
!PIMP

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R.I.P. boiled water.
You will be mist.

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!lolz
!ALIVE

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My doctor said he could help me stop dreaming of cows playing football
I asked him to wait till after finals.

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!LOLZ

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I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.

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Congratulations to me😊
Just like a birthday package, because it's my birthday 😁

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I wouldn't have understood what "It's the Queen's Birthday" on your post today (UTC) if I didn't read your comment there. 🤔🤯 See my comment on your birthday post! 😎😏

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!lol
!INDEED I am a queen in my own kingdom.

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Happy Birthday!
!PIZZA
!HUG

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Thank you very much dear 🥰

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!LOLZ

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I tried to starte a professional hide and seek team but it didn't work out.
Turns out good players are hard to find.

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!LOLZ

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What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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!lolz

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How do you genetically modify ducks?
Dump coca cola in the lake, because its quacktacular!!!!

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!LOLZ
!BBH
!UNI

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How do you turn a duck in to a singer?
Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers.

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!LOLZ

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
middle-earthling tipped jmis101 (x2)
@savvytester(4/5) tipped @jmis101 (x2)

Come get MOONed!

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!HOPE that @pepetoken doesn't miss joining the !LOLZ burner raffle post today, like what happened yesterday! 🐸🤯🤗

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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!LOLZ

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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!LOLZ

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What code did the Vikings use for telegraphs?
Norse Code.

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!lolz

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Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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!LOLZ 😁

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I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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!LOL

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Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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!LOLZ

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Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

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!LOLZ !HUG

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What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

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!LOL

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Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?
Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!

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