LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 8/24/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 8/24/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 25 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@holovision.cash12
@yeckingo113
@henruc24-5
@jmis10126-7
@nomaddreamer28-9
@pepetoken210-11
@manuvert212-13
@irvet214-15
@zionic.leo216-17
@edgerik118
@anonyvoter119
@amaari220-21
@akiraymd122
@savvytester123
@subidu224-25

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 22 which belongs to our lucky winner:

akiraymd
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@akiraymd, 25 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Congrats @akiraymd
!MEME
!LOLZ

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I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOL

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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!lolz

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Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open windows in space.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!HOPE that you burn not just one, but two !LOLZ tokens everyday, both for higher prizes to the winners and more chances for you to win! 🤗😏

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The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

Credit: reddit
@yeckingo1, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lol

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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!lol

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Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ
!BBH
!UNI

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My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

Credit: vaipraonde
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the LOLZ burner raffle's current latest post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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@svanbo missed joining yesterday's LOLZ burner raffle post because he didn't have time to publish any comment on Hive that entire day. 🤔🤯 !HOPE that he is able to burn (2) !LOLZ today! 🤗😏

0.00000000 BEE

What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(9/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ 😁

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ !PEPE !ZOMBIE

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I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ !PEPE !ZOMBIE

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What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(2/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0.00000000 BEE

!lolz

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The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

0.00000000 BEE

!lolz

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!lolz

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ

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A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOL

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(4/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ 🤣

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If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

0.00000000 BEE

!LOLZ 🤣

0.00000000 BEE

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

Credit: mimismartypants
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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