LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 7/12/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 7/12/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 7-19-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 7-4-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 7-4-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 45 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@iceledy11
@servelle22-3
@sylmarill14
@fjworld15
@jmis10126-7
@yeckingo118
@ladyaryastark29-10
@subidu211-12
@ieronimus213-14
@savvytester415-18
@efmm219-20
@anonyvoter121
@manuvert122
@pepetoken223-24
@middle-earthling225-26
@henruc227-28
@h4rr1s229-30
@zionic.leo431-34
@amaari135
@astramar236-37
@svanbo238-39
@edgerik140
@irvet241-42
@astym243-44
@holovision145

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 24 which belongs to our lucky winner:

pepetoken
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@pepetoken, 45 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thank you !LOLZ !ZOMBIE

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What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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Congratulations to @pepetoken for being the winner there!

!LOL

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I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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Dank you berry much! !BBH !UNICOIN !ZOMBIE

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!lol

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How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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!lol

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What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Congratulations to @pepetoken for winning 45 !LOLZ, which is way above average from the LOLZ burner raffle prizes, from today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🐸😎😏 !HOPE

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Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Dank you berry much! !BBH !UNICOIN !ZOMBIE

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Don't forget to burn 2 LOLZ today, even if the LOLZ burner raffle bot hasn't published a new burner post for today! πŸΈπŸ€—πŸ˜ !INDEED !WEIRD !HOPE !HUG

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Congratulations @pepetoken for the win.
It's nice to see your name as the winner.
!INDEED

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Dank you berry much! !BBH !UNICOIN !ZOMBIE

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I just saw and read "dank you berry much?"
!lol
@savvyplayer needs to see this.
!BRN
!INDEED

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Please burn your 2 LOLZ today on the latest LOLZ token burner raffle post, even if the bot didn't publish a new post today. πŸ€— @savvytester would likely remind you too if you don't burn that LOLZ soon enough !INDEED. πŸ€―πŸ˜…

!HOPE
!WEIRD
!PIZZA

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I thought I did already.
I have burned two LOLZ in the latest LOLZ token burner raffle post.
!HBIT
!ALIVE

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!LOLZ

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2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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!LOLZ

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What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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!LOLZ

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What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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!LOLZ

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My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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!LOLZ

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.

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!lolz

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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!LOLZ

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Thank you !LOLZ !ZOMBIE

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I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.
Sigh. That's the story of my life.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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!lolz

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What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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Congrats @pepetoken
!MEME
!LOLZ

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

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!LOL

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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!LOLZ 😁

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Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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!lolz

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!lolz

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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(1/10)
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!LOL

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I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(4/10)
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!lolz

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Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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!LOLZ

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A priest was arrested at a church
He was convicted for mass murder.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(4/10)
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It's good to see you continue to burn LOLZ even if the LOLZ burner raffle bot hasn't published a burner post today. πŸ€”πŸ˜Ž !HOPE to see you burn your second LOLZ token today though! πŸ€—πŸ˜ !INDEED !PIZZA !HUG

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I had this opportunity because I missed a few days of the lottery🀣😜, but I forgot to burn the second token !LOLZ😭πŸ˜ͺ
!HUG
!INDEED

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Tagging @captaincryptic again since his !LOLZ burner raffle bot hasn't published a burner raffle post for more than 25 hours. πŸ€”πŸ€―πŸ˜ !INDEED

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I'm glad I know sign language
It's pretty handy.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry anyway for the current LOLZ burner raffle post which was published yesterday! πŸ€”πŸ€―πŸ˜… !WEIRD

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What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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(edited)

PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvyplayer(3/10) tipped @jmis101 (x2)

Come get MOONed!

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!LOLZ

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Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

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!LOLZ

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Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of jmis101

(3/8)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

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!LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)
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!LOLZ !HUG

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 🀣

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Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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!LOL

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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!LOL

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