LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/8/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/8/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-15-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-31-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-31-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@subidu21-2
@middle-earthling23-4
@sylmarill15
@yeckingo116
@henruc27-8
@ieronimus29-10
@fjworld111
@servelle212-13
@efmm114
@irvet215-16
@pepetoken217-18
@manuvert219-20
@edgerik121
@zionic.leo222-23
@savvytester224-25
@holovision.play126
@iceledy127
@astramar128

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 7 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@henruc, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

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What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!lol

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I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!lolz

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I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!lolz

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Whats the nuttiest Band in the history of rock and roll
The Allmond Brothers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(2/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ
!BBH
!UNI

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

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Congrats @henruc
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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!LOL

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What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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!LOLZ

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A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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My Mom met my Dad when he came in for an Xray.
I still wonder what she saw in him.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!LOLZ

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My grief counsellor died recently.
He was so good I didn't care.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

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!lolz

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How many stars are in the sky?
All of them.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!lolz

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Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!lolz

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Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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Why didnโ€™t the mathematician travel?
He could never reach the city limit.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!LOLZ

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I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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A boy in school put his report card on the ceiling
He needed to get his grades up

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ !WEIRD

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Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!HOPE that @svanbo, @iceledy, @astym, and @pepetoken don't forget to burn !LOLZ for the LOLZ burner raffle post today, especially since they weren't able to burn (2) LOLZ yesterday! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜…

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What do they call a cubic zirconia in Ireland?
A sham-rock.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

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Nice to see you break your 3-day no !LOLZ burn streak! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜… !INDEED

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?
One. It's a trick question.

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@pepetoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!INDEED !WEIRD !LOLZ

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

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Whatโ€™s Forest Gumpโ€™s password?
1Forest1.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ ๐Ÿ˜

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I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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!LOLZ

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Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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!LOL

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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!LOLZ ๐Ÿคฃ

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How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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!lolz

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What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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What does a painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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!LOLZ !HUG

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Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We donโ€™t serve your type!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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!LOLZ

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You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Whatโ€™s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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!LOLZ

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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