LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/29/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/29/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 7-6-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 6-21-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 6-21-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@hatdogsensei11
@akiraymd12
@cryptovisitor13
@ieronimus24-5
@dubble16
@yeckingo117
@savvytester28-9
@efmm210-11
@sylmarill112
@pepetoken213-14
@irvet215-16
@longganisan117
@manuvert118
@subidu219-20
@zionic.leo221-22
@servelle223-24
@edgerik125
@svanbo226-27
@amaari228-29
@holovision.cash130
@iceledy131
@astym132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 11 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@efmm, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

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I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.

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James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.

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!HOPE that you burn an additional !LOLZ everyday for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😏

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I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.

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!lol

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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!lol

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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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Happy Sunday 🎉

!LOLZ

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What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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Apparently adding herbs to your garbage can makes it smell better.
But I don't have thyme for that rubbish.

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What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist

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Why did the elevator move into the apartment building?
He wanted to take up residence.

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What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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!LOLZ

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I was going to tell you a time travel joke...
but you didn't like it.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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I noticed that the raffle entries for today's !LOLZ burner raffle draw has been "normalized", such that there are only either 1 or 2 entries per participant (and not 3 or more). 🤔🤓😏 !INDEED

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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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Thank you!!
!LOLZ
!BBH

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Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

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The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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!lolz

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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class.
It was a weapon of math disruption.

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!lolz

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Why did the visually impaired man fall into a well?
He couldn't see that well!

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!lolz

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What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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Thank you !LOLZ and good luck everyone! !ZOMBIE

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There are II kinds of people
Those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't

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Thank you !LOLZ ! !ZOMBIE

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Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.

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!LOLZ
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What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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!LOL

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

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What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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!LOLZ

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Why did two Ralph Lauren employees get into a fight?
They were Polo opposites.

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Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

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!LOLZ 😁

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Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!

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I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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