LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 6/28/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 6/28/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 7-5-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 6-20-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 6-20-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@yeckingo111
@akiraymd12
@ladyaryastark23-4
@ieronimus25-6
@servelle27-8
@fjworld19
@manuvert210-11
@subidu212-13
@irvet214-15
@efmm216-17
@pepetoken118
@zionic.leo219-20
@amaari221-22
@anonyvoter123
@edgerik124
@sylmarill125
@svanbo226-27
@savvytester228-29
@holovision130
@ckjcn22131
@henruc232-33
@jmis101234-35
@astramar136
@astym137
@iceledy138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 37 which belongs to our lucky winner:

astym
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@astym, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

0.00003955 BEE

How does an IT guy make a Motherboard?
He tells her about his job.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/10)
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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!ALIVE
!MEME

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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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(3/10)

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME
!INDEED

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!lolz

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I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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!LOLZ

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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!LOLZ

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I know my wife loves it when I tickle her
She laughs while I'm tickling and is angry at me when I stop.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Where do bad rainbows go?
Prism, it's a light sentence.

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!LOLZ

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What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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!lolz

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The other day I snuck into the local zoo and spotted an albino Cheetah
It was the least I could do for him.

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!lolz

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Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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!LOLZ

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I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

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!lol

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Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lol

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I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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!LOLZ

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My kids must love to camp
Whenever we go somewhere they keep asking RV there yet.

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!LOLZ

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If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.

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(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Congratulations for winning 38 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw, and for burning another 2 LOLZ today! 🥳😎🤗 !HOPE

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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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@astym, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Thank you!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

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!lolz

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How often should you tell chemistry jokes?
Periodically.

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!lolz

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I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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!lolz

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....

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!lolz

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Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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!LOLZ 😁

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What can you serve but not eat?
Divorce papers.

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!LOLZ

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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!LOLZ

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People who are color blind have the highest rates of divorce.
They can't see the red flags.

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!LOLZ !HUG

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I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they’re standing.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

Credit: reddit
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(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.

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!lolz

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I could get in trouble for stealing from the kitchen supply store
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

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!LOLZ

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What is it called when a writer is sick of writing?
Authoritis!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ladyaryastark

(3/6)
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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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My neighbors listen to really good music.
Whether they like it or not.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!HOPE to see more existing (and new) participants of the LOLZ burner raffle burn not just one, but two !LOLZ per day! 🤗😎😅

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How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

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(2/10)
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!LOLZ

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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.

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!LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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(4/10)
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!LOLZ

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