LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/28/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/28/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 6-4-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-20-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-20-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 35 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@sylmarill11
@yeckingo112
@akiraymd13
@irvet24-5
@h4rr1s16
@astramar27-8
@henruc29-10
@servelle211-12
@ieronimus213-14
@manuvert115
@efmm116
@hatdogsensei117
@pepetoken218-19
@longganisan120
@ladyaryastark121
@zionic.leo222-23
@iceledy224-25
@anonyvoter126
@savvytester227-28
@svanbo229-30
@amaari231-32
@edgerik133
@cryptoyzzy134
@holovision.cash135

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 29 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@svanbo, 35 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

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A taxi driver was getting flirty with a woman in a bar.
At the end of the night he took her back to her place.

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I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

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The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.

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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

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I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

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What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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I understand 25 letters of the alphabet.
I still can't figure out y.

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

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How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

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I would like to thank my fingers.
I can always count on them

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There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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I’m skeptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day.
That’s a bit of a stretch.

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Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer?
He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling kids!

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What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

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Does refusing to go to the gym
count as resistance training?

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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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What is a birds favorite thing to watch in tv?
A duckumentary.

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What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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As I suspected – someone has been adding soil to my garden.
The plot thickens.

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@svanbo won today's !LOLZ burner raffle draw (after winning 1 HSBI from actifit-chris just 2 hours ago! 🥳🎉😎 !HOPE he does not forget to join the LOLZ burner raffle today! 🤗😏

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...

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Mom are we pyromaniacs?
Yes we arson.

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Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.

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I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

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