LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/22/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/22/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-29-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-14-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-14-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 40 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@astramar21-2
@akiraymd13
@yeckingo124-5
@ladyaryastark26-7
@servelle28-9
@irvet210-11
@cryptovisitor112
@savvytester213-14
@ieronimus215-16
@h4rr1s117
@manuvert218-19
@henruc220-21
@efmm222-23
@ozd124
@cursephantom125
@edgerik126
@zionic.leo127
@subidu228-29
@middle-earthling230-31
@iceledy232-33
@anonyvoter134
@astym135
@svanbo236-37
@amaari138
@pepetoken139
@holovision.cash140

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 26 which belongs to our lucky winner:

edgerik
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@edgerik, 40 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!LOLZ

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Congratulations for winning 40 !LOLZ on the most recent LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 I don't often see the LOLZ burner award more than 40 LOLZ to every winner. 🤔🤯😅 !HOPE

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Want to here a joke about pizza?
It's a little cheesy.

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@edgerik, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!MEME

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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@edgerik, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(5/10)
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!lolz

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Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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(2/6)
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!lolz

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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!lolz

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I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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!LOLZ

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?
“Odor in the court!”

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!LOLZ

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What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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!LOLZ

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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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(1/6)

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!LOLZ

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What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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!LOLZ

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Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

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(1/10)

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!lolz

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What did the Buddhist say at the sandwich shop?
Make me one with everything.

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!lolz

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What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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(2/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!

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Congrats @edgerik
!MEME
!LOLZ

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What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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!LOL

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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lol

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lol

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I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

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(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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(3/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Burn !LOLZ

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

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!LOLZ 😁

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You can tune a piano
But you can't piano a tuna.

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(1/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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(2/10)
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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

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(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

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(6/10)
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!LOLZ

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A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.

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(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the most recent LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !PIZZA

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I slept like a baby last night.
I woke every two hours and cried.

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(1/10)
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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @lolz.burner

Come get MOONed!

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!HOPE to see more participants of the LOLZ burner project burn 2 !LOLZ everyday! 🤗😅

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(3/10)
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!LOLZ

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I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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!LOLZ

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Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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(3/10)
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!LOLZ

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Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE

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Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What kind of whale plays music?
An Orcastra

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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This guy said he was going to attack me with his guitar.
I said is that a fret?

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