LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 5/13/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 5/13/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 5-20-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 5-5-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 5-5-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 28 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@sylmarill13
@henruc24-5
@ieronimus26-7
@fjworld18
@middle-earthling29-10
@yeckingo1111
@cursephantom112
@manuvert213-14
@efmm115
@irvet216-17
@astym218-19
@anonyvoter120
@amaari121
@edgerik122
@savvytester223-24
@astramar225-26
@pepetoken127
@holovision.cash128

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 1 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@servelle, 28 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!lolz

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What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of h4rr1s

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!LOLZ

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I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOLZ

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I wonder why your LOLZ token tipping command there didn't work (though your previous one worked). 🤔🤯😅 !WEIRD !INDEED !HUG !PIZZA

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!INDEED
!WEIRD
!LOLZ

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Thanks a lot for the !LOLZ 🎉

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I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!lolz

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I was in the Post Office queue yesterday when Diana Ross tried to push in.
I said “You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait...”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Congratulations for winning 28 LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle draw! 🥳😎 !PIZZA !LUV !INDEED

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@servelle, @savvytester(2/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"Every day is a new chance to love."

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.

Made with LUV by crrdlx

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Thanks 😀
!LOLZ
!BBH

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Congrats !LOL

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare line.

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@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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Thanks 😀
!LOLZ
!BBH

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!LOLZ

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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

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!lolz

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I wonder if glass coffins will become popular one day?
Remains to be seen.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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!lol

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Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!lol

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What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!LOLZ

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If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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!LOLZ

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Ah close enough
Mediocrates

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !LUV

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@lolz.burner, @savvytester(1/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The purpose of life is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost. - Eleanor Roosevelt"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.

Made with LUV by crrdlx

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How does a tiger find his favorite song on Apple Music?
He uses their algrrrythm

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
zionic.leo tipped lolz.burner
savvytester tipped iceledy
@savvytester(5/5) tipped @servelle (x2)

Come get MOONed!

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Congrats @servelle
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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Good to see @svanbo, @iceledy, @astramar, @astym, and @pepetoken all burned 2 !LOLZ yesterday for the LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗😏 !LUV

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@lolz.burner, @savvytester(3/10) sent you LUV. | tools | discord | community | HiveWiki | <>< daily

"The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking. - Robert H. Schuller"

If you'd like to suggest a quote to be included in the LUVshares reply, go here.

Made with LUV by crrdlx

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Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Burning !LOLZ is phun man! !ZOMBIE !BBH

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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@savvytester, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/10)
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Since burning LOLZ is !FUN !INDEED for you, then I would try to remind you everyday to burn it (whenever you haven't already). 🤔🐸😎😏 !HOPE

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!LOL

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How much memory does a comedian's computer have?
Lots of gigglebytes!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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!lolz

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What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !ZOMBIE !BBH

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Want a new friend?
Tell a women you love her.

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!LOLZ

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What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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!LOLZ

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I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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!LOLZ

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Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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!LOLZ

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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!LOLZ 😁

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What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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!LOLZ !PIMP !PIZZA

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What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(3/10)
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Burn !LOLZ 👍

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What's green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog.

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.

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!LOLZ

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Why was the painter sprinting down the street?
Because his paint was running.

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !HUG

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I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

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!lolz

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Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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!lolz

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There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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!lolz

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What is black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 🤣

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Elevator jokes are the best
They just work on so many levels.

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!LOL

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I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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(2/10)
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