LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/7/2025

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Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/7/2025

How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-14-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.

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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

Draw for 3-30-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-30-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 40 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

User	LOLZ Burned	Ticket Numbers
@servelle	2	1-2
@h4rr1s	1	3
@sylmarill	1	4
@logen9f	2	5-6
@edgerik	1	7
@cursephantom	1	8
@svanbo	2	9-10
@ieronimus	2	11-12
@yeckingo1	1	13
@manuvert	2	14-15
@efmm	2	16-17
@astramar	2	18-19
@irvet	2	20-21
@zionic.leo	2	22-23
@henruc	2	24-25
@savvytester	2	26-27
@middle-earthling	2	28-29
@crazyphantombr	1	30
@anonyvoter	1	31
@amaari	2	32-33
@holovision.cash	1	34
@subidu	2	35-36
@astym	2	37-38
@iceledy	2	39-40

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 4 which belongs to our lucky winner:

sylmarill

@sylmarill, 40 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.


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@henruc60

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!lol

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@lolzbot71

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I need to figure out the best treatment for my narcolepsy.
My doctor told me to sleep on it.
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@henruc60

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!lol

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@lolzbot71

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I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.
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@yeckingo170

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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I didn't sign up for the company 401k.
I don't think I can run that far.
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@logen9f70

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!lolz
!BBH

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@lolzbot71

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What do you call a house made of feathers?
A lite house.
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@logen9f70

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!lolz
!PIZZA

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
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@pizzabot58

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
logen9f tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester_(4/5) tipped @zionic.leo

_{Moon is coming}

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@astym46

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.
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@astym46

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog?
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
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@cursephantom69

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
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@crazyphantombr74

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!lol

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@lolzbot71

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Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
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@servelle70

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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@servelle70

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!lolz

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lolztoken.com

Why was the banana denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas splits.
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@savvytester60

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Be there or be square!
If you're not there, then I assume you're not a round.
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@savvytester60

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It's not often that the recent !LOLZ burner raffle draws award more than 40 LOLZ for the winner. 🤔🤯😅 !DIY

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What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it
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@zionic.leo41

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Only if pimped !LOL !PIMP 🤣

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@lolzbot71

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What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree.
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@savvytester60

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We might need to encourage other LOLZ holders to start joining the LOLZ burner raffle, and existing participants to join more often and burn more LOLZ per day. 🤔🤯😎 !PIZZA !LUV !DIY

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@ieronimus65

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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@ieronimus65

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

What's a dry orange good for?
Nothing at all. It's juiceless.
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@h4rr1s53

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

I was once accused of having a foot fetish.
But that’s a lie. I much prefer the Metric system.
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@subidu49

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

A blind man walks into a bar..
..and then a chair and then a table.
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@subidu49

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
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@efmm54

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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@lolzbot71

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!
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@manuvert70

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.
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@astramar49

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.
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@astramar49

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.
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@zionic.leo41

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Congrats to the winner !LOL !PIMP 😄

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@lolzbot71

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Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger
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@zionic.leo41

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Burn another !LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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@anonyvoter57

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!LOLZ 😁

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
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@ladyaryastark62

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
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@middle-earthling60

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Congrats @sylmarill
!MEME
!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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@meme.bot49

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Credit: bitandi
Earn Crypto for your Memes @ HiveMe.me!

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@middle-earthling60

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!LOL

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

I'm in a club for kids who love math.
We are called the Algebros.
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@amaari55

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!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot71

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Have you heard about the guy who said he had the heart of a lion?
He was banned from the zoo.
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@amaari55

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!LOLZ 🤣

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.
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@svanbo69

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.
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@svanbo69

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!LOLZ !HUG

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..
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@holovision.cash58

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!LOL

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.
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@edgerik68

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins
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@irvet64

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.
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@irvet64

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

In my past life I was a turtle.
It is slowly coming back to me.
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@manuvert70

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!lolz

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

Seagulls were God's third attempt at creating birds.
The A-gull and B-gull weren't quite right.
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@savvytester60

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Hope that @captaincryptic makes the !LOLZ burner bot avoid missing the publication of posts (at the same time) everyday! 🤗😅 !DIY

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

I have an Elton John joke.
It's a little bit funny.
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@savvytester60

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I think that it's unlikely that the LOLZ burner raffle post would publish a "catch up burner post", so here's my second !LOLZ entry anyway for today! 😎🤯😅 !DIY

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@lolzbot71

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I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
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@iceledy48

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”
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@iceledy48

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!LOLZ

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@lolzbot71

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lolztoken.com

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
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