LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 4/1/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 4/1/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 4-8-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 3-24-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 3-24-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@cursephantom11
@holovision.cash12
@logen9f23-4
@irvet25-6
@servelle27-8
@edgerik19
@sylmarill110
@henruc211-12
@ieronimus213-14
@savvytester215-16
@astramar217-18
@akiraymd119
@amaari220-21
@manuvert122
@efmm223-24
@iceledy125
@cryptovisitor126
@nastyforce127
@zionic.leo228-29
@anonyvoter130
@svanbo231-32
@astym233-34
@middle-earthling235-36

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 35 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@middle-earthling, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Congratulations @middle-earthling!

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Thank You!
!PIZZA
!HUG
!MEME
!LOLZ

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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

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Throwing acid is wrong
in some people’s eyes.

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My friend got a heart transplant but regretted it immediately.
You could say he had a change of heart.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@middle-earthling(1/5) tipped @iceledy
logen9f tipped lolz.burner

Moon is coming

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!pizza

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I stayed up all night trying to find where the sun was.
Then it dawned on me.

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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Where did the ice cream man get his driver's licence?
Sundae school.

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Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock

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People say I’ve got no willpower
but I’ve quit smoking loads of times.

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What's the difference between a rain gutter and a clumsy outfielder?
One catches drops, the other drops catches.

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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.

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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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The first time I saw my future Wife was at the local Zoo.
I just knew she was a keeper.

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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

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The inventor of autocorrect has died
His funnel is tomato

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What did the icicle say to the other icicle?
Nothing, they just hung out and chilled.

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What to you call it when you think about eating cheese?
A ques-idea.

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Why are Dolphins so successful at dating?
They always click with one another!

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What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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Where do elephants hide?
They paint their toenails red and hide in strawberry patches!

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I asked my dog what's two minus two.
He said nothing.

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I don't want my wife any longer.
Her height is perfect.

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Some jerk threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil.

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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We all need to learn to live with our mistakes.
Which is why I still live with my parents.

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Stay pimped !LOL !PIMP 😎

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How do locomotives know where they're going?
Lots of training

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assasinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddywhack!

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Scientists just discovered a cow-like plant.
They’re calling it a BO-VINE.

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The word queue is ironic.
It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

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What's a three-season bed?
One without a spring.

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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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Did you hear about the remote control that went to jail?
He was charged with battery

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I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.

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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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