LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 3/1/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 3/1/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 3-8-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 2-21-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-21-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 36 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@crazyphantombr21-2
@servelle23-4
@yeckingo115
@henruc16
@efmm17
@ieronimus28-9
@astramar210-11
@middle-earthling212-13
@sylmarill214-15
@akiraymd116
@hatdogsensei117
@irvet218-19
@savvytester220-21
@manuvert122
@anonyvoter123
@lumpiadobo124
@amaari225-26
@thatcryptodave127
@svanbo228-29
@zionic.leo230-31
@nastyforce132
@edgerik133
@holovision.cash134
@cursephantom135
@iceledy136

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 18 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@irvet, 36 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling 🍺🍕☕
Congrats @irvet
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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Thank you very much @middle-earthling 😊

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!lolz

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I really love video games where you go for an deep sea adventuring.
They're just so immersive.

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Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.

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Thank you very much 😊
!lolz

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What did the sand say as the tide came in ?
Long time no sea.

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Congratulations for winning 36 !LOLZ today! 🥳😎 You also won 31 LOLZ yesterday. 😎😏 !DIY

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What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal.

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!lolz

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My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.

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!LOL

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I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.

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I told the Starbuck's clerk my name was Marc with a C
When I got my coffee it was marked Clark.

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!lolz

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I hope Elon Mush never gets invloved in a scandal
Elongate could be really drawn out.

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!lol

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What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lol

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I swapped our double bed for a trampoline without telling my wife.
She really hit the roof!

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!LOLZ 😁

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What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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I threw a boomarang a few years ago that never came back.
I now live in constant fear.

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Moses was the first person
to use Control-C as a shortcut.

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!LOLZ

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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!LOL

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If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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!LOLZ !BBH !PIZZA

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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@thatcryptodave(2/15) tipped @lolz.burner

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!LOLZ

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Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something *meteor*.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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I watched a documentary on Marijuana last night…
…that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

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What is a cows favourite song
I like to mooooove it mooooooove it

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!LOLZ

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I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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!LOL

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If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

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Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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Hope that @svanbo and his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb are able to participate under this most recent !LOLZ burner raffle post (which will be succeeded by another one within 5 hours)! 🤗😅 !DIY

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Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOLZ

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I wouldn't buy anything with Velcro
It's a total rip-off.

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Did you hear about the Irish guy who was assassinated at the antique store?
It was a knick knack paddy whack.

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Where does a martial arts instructor in Bankok live?
In a Thai con-do.

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Why did the alcoholic go to the doctors office?
Because he thought there would be shots.

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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.

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!LOLZ

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I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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