LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/8/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/8/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-15-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-31-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-31-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 32 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@savvytester21-2
@nastyforce13
@akiraymd14
@cursephantom15
@fun.farms16
@andy-vibes17
@irvet28-9
@astym210-11
@subidu112
@amaari213-14
@servelle215-16
@sylmarill117
@fjworld118
@darmst5339119
@yeckingo1120
@henruc121
@edgerik122
@anonyvoter123
@astramar224-25
@zionic.leo126
@manuvert127
@holovision.cash128
@iceledy129
@svanbo230-31
@pepetoken132

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 23 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@anonyvoter, 32 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?
He was kind of a big dill.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!LOLZ !PIZZA !BBH

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Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses jumped in the mud.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

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You might want to burn your second !LOLZ for today's LOLZ burner raffle post for (almost) double the chances of winning, and (slightly) increased prize if you win! 🤔😅 !DIY

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I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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@thatcryptodave, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Alrighty then!

!LOLZ !HBIT !LUV

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @thatcryptodave! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!DIYSTATS

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!lolz

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James Bond slept through an earthquake
He was shaken, not stirred.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
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Nice to see that I got the 1st (and 2nd) raffle ticket, which shows that I was the first !LOLZ burner on the burner post exactly 7 days ago. 😎😏😅 !DIY

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Did you hear about the cowardly pigeon?
He lacked COO-rage.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

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I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOLZ to burn

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Did you hear about the guy who threw his alarm clock while hosting a party?
He wanted to see if time flys while having fun.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

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one more !LOLZ

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What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!lolz

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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2000 people die at sea every year.
Let that sink in

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What do you call a guy who’s had too much to drink?
A cab.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of fjworld

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!LOLZ

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I'm so good at sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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!lolz

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What do cats cook for dinner when they're in a hurry?
Minute Mice

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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!lolz

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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!LOLZ

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What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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!LOLZ

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Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of darmst5339

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!LOLZ

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Frankenstein lost a body building competition
He misunderstood the objective.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What do you call moving from the west coast to the east coast?
A depression.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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!LOLZ 🤣

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Did you hear about the alarm clock convention?
Total snooze fest.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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!LOLZ guys!

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The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ 1 Burn 👌

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Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?
The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 2nd Burn 👍

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What's a spy's favourite confectionery?
Subterfudge.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

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!lolz

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What do you call a cow who gives no milk?
An udder failure.

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!lol

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Did you hear about the farmer that fed his chickens avocados?
All you could hear around there was “guac, guac, guac, guac.”

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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I have kleptomania.
When it gets bad I have to take something for it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of subidu

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!LOLZ

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Without geometry...
Life is pointless.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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There is a autopsy convention starts this week.
Friday is open Mike night.

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Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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