LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 2/17/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 2/17/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-24-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 2-9-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 2-9-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 42 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@logen9f21-2
@savvytester23-4
@slothlydoesit25-6
@thatcryptodave17
@servelle28-9
@iceledy110
@yeckingo1211-12
@irvet213-14
@sylmarill215-16
@ieronimus217-18
@henruc119
@middle-earthling220-21
@cursephantom122
@subidu123
@nastyforce124
@astramar225-26
@manuvert227-28
@efmm229-30
@anonyvoter131
@holovision132
@astym233-34
@amaari235-36
@zionic.leo237-38
@edgerik139
@akiraymd140
@rainbowdash4l141
@pablito.saldo142

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 31 which belongs to our lucky winner:

anonyvoter
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@anonyvoter, 42 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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40 comments

!LOLZ

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Why did the chicken climb on top of the house?
He was a Roofster.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ
!BBH

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I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ
!PIZZA

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A book just fell on my head.
I only have my shelf to blame.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of logen9f

(2/10)
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!LOL

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I can see the future
But it takes me a while.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
logen9f tipped lolz.burner
@savvytester(5/5) tipped @zionic.leo
thatcryptodave tipped lolz.burner
savvyplayer tipped iceledy

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!lolz

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No wonder everyone's attracted to the earths center
It is pretty hot

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(1/10)
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!lolz

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Good !loz morning

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Good !lol day guys

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Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well……I hear he is a pain in the neck.

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!LOLZ

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What do you call a row of people lifting a giant mozzarella?
A cheesy pickup line.

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!lolz

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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!lol

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I've been a limo driver for 25 years and haven’t had a single customer.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.

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(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ to burn

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry around an umbrella.
Fo Drizzle.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
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!LOLZ

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My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with storytelling.
I wonder how the next chapter in my life will go.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(2/10)
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!lolz

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I don't think the flounder I caught today was very happy with me.
He kept looking at me kinda sideways.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

(1/6)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of irvet

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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Why was it so easy for the scientist to learn how to make glass from lizards?
It was clear from the gecko.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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My roommate keeps saying that our house is haunted.
But I've lived here for last 216 years, and haven't heard anything unusual.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ !PIZZA !BBH

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What is a golfer's favorite type of cheese?
Par-mesean

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thatcryptodave

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Please add me for the draw- @middle-earthling πŸΊπŸ•β˜•
Congrats @anonyvoter
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Why was an insomniac shot by the police?
He was resisting a rest.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(4/10)
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!LOL

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Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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Comic Sans walks into a pub
The bartender shouts Geto out of my pub! We don’t serve your type!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nastyforce

(1/8)
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!LOLZ
!BBH

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What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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!LOLZ 🀣

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(3/10)
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!LOLZ 🀣

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If you arrest a mime...
Do you have to tell them they have the right to remain silent?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(4/10)
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!LOLZ

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It looks like you accidentally tried to burn one more LOLZ than allowed today (which is 2 times per day). πŸ€―πŸ˜…

!WEIRD !INDEED !PIZZA !DIY

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I tried toπŸ˜πŸ€£πŸ‘
!LOLZ
!INDEED

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOLZ

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They’re selling pre-sliced fruit at Whole Foods
Hey, that's false advertising!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(1/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Another !LOLZ to Burn.

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Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of zionic.leo

(2/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Good to see that you continue to burn 2 !LOLZ daily for the LOLZ burner project! 😎😏 !DIY

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

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@zionic.leo, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(4/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Absolutely !LOL

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your comment dear @zionic.leo! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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Thanks!!!!!!!!
!LOLZ 😁

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of anonyvoter

(1/10)
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@svanbo's children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb haven't joined the !LOLZ burner raffle for at least 3 weeks. πŸ€”πŸ€―πŸ˜… !DIY

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I asked my Mom why ADHD runs in our family.
She said because it won't sit still.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(5/10)
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for the current latest LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !DIY

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I owe my taylor a lot of money.
But he's agreed to cut me some slacks.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!LOLZ

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I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

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!LOLZ

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Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(5/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/8)
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!LOLZ

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(3/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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What do you get after the animal dinner party?
Stuffed animals.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(3/8)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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