LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 12/11/2023

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 12/11/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-18-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 12-3-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 12-3-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@phanty23-4
@henruc15
@savvytester26-7
@holovision.cash18
@cursephantom19
@nomaddreamer110
@qumao111
@arpuch112
@eolianpariah2113
@efmm214-15
@edgerik116
@ieronimus117
@thebighigg118
@pepetoken219-20
@daddydog121
@hivecurious122
@manuvert123
@crazyphantombr124
@amaari225-26
@vaynard86127
@svanbo228-29
@astramar230-31
@baburamg132
@astym133
@cryptomeme134

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 19 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@pepetoken, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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And one more
!LOLZ

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What's the most modern plant?
A courant bush.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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!LOLZ

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What did one cupcake say to the other?
You ain't seen muffin yet.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

Credit: dksart
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 11

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


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How long is one minute?
It depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today, with !WEED! 😎

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What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(6/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP
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Here's my second !LOLZ entry for today! 😏

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Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(7/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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A termite walks into a bar and asks
“Is the bar tender here?”

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ !PGM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 11

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


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My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ !PGM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 10

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


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I'd like to start a diet.
But I've got too much on my plate right now.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ

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If alcohol negatively affects short-term memory...
What does alcohol do?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(3/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ

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What do Thanksgiving and junkies have in common?
Cold turkey.

Credit: networkallstar
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of edgerik

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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!LOLZ 😉

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Why was the resistor fired from his job of leading the orchestra?
He was a terrible conductor.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!lolz

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We're a cover band.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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!LOLZ

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What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!lol

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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If asbestos is really as bad as it is claimed...
...then I don't want to know how bad asworstos is.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(1/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOL

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A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOL

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No wonder everyone's attracted to the earths center
It is pretty hot

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(3/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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Mais sorte na próxima!
!LOL

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What do you call a religious ceremony with one person?
Single service.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(5/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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Why are farmers always winning awards?
Because they're outstanding in their field.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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Why did the farmer dress his pig in an apron?
Pretty soon he would be bacon.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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What do you call a corrupted IPhone?
A bad apple.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(2/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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Scrabble
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an I.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of r1s2g3

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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Lotrimin should make NFTs
They are good at making things non-fungible.

Credit: theabsolute
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of r1s2g3

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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Again !LOL

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!LOLZ
!PGM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP - 0.001 INK tokens

remaining commands 1

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Discord image.png

Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


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I know a woman who owns a taser.
She is stunning.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of sylmarill

(2/8)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of vaynard86

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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! LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Credit: thales7
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some !HH Tokens!
Thanks for supporting the LOLZ Project.

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🚀 Henthusiast Tip Incoming! 🚀
5.0 $HH sent to:
@amaari and @lolz.haven
@lolz.haven has used 3 of 5 tips today.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ

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Why did Mickey Mouse get a pie on his face?
Because Donald ducked!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(6/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use Honeycombs.

Credit: mimismartypants
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(8/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!lolz

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