LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/3/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/3/2025

NEW FORMAT - PLEASE READ

We are changing the way our burner raffle is run. Rather than drawing for the post 8-days old, the new format will draw based on the most recent burner post. This will help us keep the contest running more smoothly in the future.

Thanks for your support!
@captaincryptic

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

We will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for Today

Thanks to all who entered the draw yesterday.

Your support helped build today's prize of 29 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@chaosmagic2311
@sylmarill12
@middle-earthling23-4
@andy-vibes25-6
@yeckingo117
@henruc28-9
@ieronimus110
@astramar211-12
@savvytester213-14
@nomaddreamer215-16
@servelle217-18
@iceledy219-20
@irvet221-22
@holovision.cash123
@astym224-25
@amaari226-27
@akiraymd128
@manuvert129

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 29 which belongs to our lucky winner:

manuvert
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@manuvert, 29 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lol

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If you ever get the chance to go to India
You have to try their New Delhi

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!lol

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Why do math teachers have so many babies?
Because they know how to multiply.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

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!hbit

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henruc, you mined 1.0 🟧 HBIT. If you'd replied to another Hive user, the HBIT would be split: 0.9 to you and 0.1 to them as a tip. When you mine HBIT, you're also playing the Wusang: Isle of Blaq game. 🏴‍☠️

Sorry, but you didn't find a bonus treasure token today. Try again tomorrow...they're out there! Your random number was 0.7231683658100623, also viewable in the Discord server, #hbit-wusang-log channel. | tools | wallet | discord | community | daily <><

Check for bonus treasure tokens by entering your username at a block explorer A, explorer B, or take a look at your wallet.
There is a treasure chest of bitcoin sats hidden in Wusang: Isle of Blaq. Happy treasure hunting! 😃 Read about Hivebits (HBIT) or read the story of Wusang: Isle of Blaq.

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!LOLZ

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The punch line comes first.
The worst thing about time travel jokes is…

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOLZ

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Introspection sucks
If you think about it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

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!LOL

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What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Congrats @manuvert
!MEME
!LOLZ

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Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
A toothbrush works much better.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

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!ALIVE

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!LOLZ

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I was told that Microwaves were invisible
But I can see mine on my counter.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!ALIVE

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine he woke up.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

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!ALIVE

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!BBH
!UNI

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!ALIVE

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thx for the !ALIVE <3

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!LOLZ

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What do cheaters do after they die?
They lie still

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

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!ALIVE

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!LOLZ

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Why does Davy Jones never bend his knees?
Cause they're always Kraken

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!ALIVE

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!lolz

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What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!ALIVE

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!LOLZ
!WINE

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!ALIVE

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!LOLZ
!PIMP

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

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!ALIVE

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!LOLZ

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What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
There, their, they're.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of chaosmagic23

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!ALIVE

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Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You have been a buzzy bee and published a post every day of the week.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
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Congratulations to the @lolz.burner bot for not failing to publish a LOLZ burner raffle post since last Monday (UTC)! 😎😅 !INDEED !HOPE !WEIRD !PIZZA

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
I understand they're really marking headlines.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

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!HOPE that @astramar, @iceledy, and especially @jmis101 are able to burn 2 !LOLZ on today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 🤗😏

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Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@savvytester(1/5) tipped @hivebuzz

Come get MOONed!

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!LOLZ

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My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

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!LOLZ

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?
Cantaloupe...

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

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!LOLZ

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If you lose a date because of bad breath
It wasn’t mint to be.

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!LOLZ

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What did the doctor say about the tall person in a rush to see him?
I wish you were a little patient.

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!LOLZ

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Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

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PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

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!LOLZ !INDEED

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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

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!LOLZ !HUG

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What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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An atom walks into a bar and says I think I lost an electron in here
Bartender: Are you positive?

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

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Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ 🤣

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A father was washing his car with his son
And the son says, “dad, can’t you use a sponge?”

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOL

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living.
It's just something I can see myself doing.

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(2/10)
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