LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 11/25/2023

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 11/25/2023

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 12-2-2023 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 11-17-2023

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 11-17-2023.

Your support helped build today's prize of 34 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@servelle21-2
@holovision.cash13
@astramar14
@eolianpariah215
@phanty26-7
@crazyphantombr28-9
@manuvert110
@hivecurious111
@cursephantom112
@savvytester113
@arpuch114
@nomaddreamer115
@edgerik116
@efmm217-18
@pepetoken219-20
@iceledy121
@middle-earthling122
@pepe-cash223-24
@astym125
@cryptovisitor126
@svanbo227-28
@amaari229-30
@daddydog131
@baburamg132
@vaynard86133
@cryptomeme134

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 33 which belongs to our lucky winner:

vaynard86
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@vaynard86, 34 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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40 comments

!lol

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Why are bass guitarists always safe?
Because they stay out of treble.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of henruc

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptovisitor

(1/4)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ 🤣

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ 🤣

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If it wasn't for window blinds...
It'd be curtains for all us.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of amaari

(1/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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!LOLZ

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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn’t stop counting.
I wonder what she’s up to now.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of baburamg

(4/8)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Here's my second !LOLZ for today, with !WEED! 😎

0.00041487 BEE

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a beehive?
Mutton Honey.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(2/10)
ENTER @WIN.HIVE'S DAILY DRAW AND WIN HIVE!

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!LOLZ

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Hot singles in your area?
You need someone to fix their air conditioner.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!Gif !LOLZ !MEME
!PGM

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(4/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

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BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


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Hello guys
!lol

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I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

Credit: benthomaswwd
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(2/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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One more
!LOLZ

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Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
It's a little meteor

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of servelle

(5/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ

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I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of eolianpariah2

(1/2)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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What is in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astym

(1/2)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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Congratulations @lolz.burner! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain And have been rewarded with New badge(s)

You published more than 60 posts.
Your next target is to reach 70 posts.

You can view your badges on your board and compare yourself to others in the Ranking
If you no longer want to receive notifications, reply to this comment with the word STOP

To support your work, I also upvoted your post!

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!LOLZ !PGM

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Sent 0.1 PGM - 0.1 LVL- 1 STARBITS - 0.05 DEC - 1 SBT - 0.1 THG - 0.000001 SQM - 0.1 BUDS - 0.01 WOO - 0.005 SCRAP tokens

remaining commands 14

BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!

The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]

5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!

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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP

Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide

I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444


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Never scream into a colander
You'll strain your voice.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of arpuch

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!lol

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Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of crazyphantombr

(1/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!lolz

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What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

Credit: boboman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of manuvert

(3/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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Congrats @vaynard86
Please add me again
@middle-earthling ☕🍕🍺
!MEME
!LOLZ
!GIF Funny Guy

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Why did the banker quit his job?
He lost interest.

Credit: lofone
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of middle-earthling

(1/4)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of nomaddreamer

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Ten- tickles

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of qumao

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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To err is human.
To arrrgh is pirate.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of ieronimus

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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Here's my first !LOLZ for today! 😎

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What do you do with a car whose wheels are completely worn out?
You re-tire it.

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@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of savvytester

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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@lolz.burner!

@savvytester passed you the virtual joint!
If you do not want to receive these comments, please reply with !STOP
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!LOLZ

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What is Victorias Secret?
High prices.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of efmm

(1/6)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get some !HH Tokens!
Thanks for supporting the LOLZ Project.

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🚀 Henthusiast Tip Incoming! 🚀
5.0 $HH sent to:
@efmm and @lolz.haven
@lolz.haven has used 2 of 5 tips today.

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!LOLZ 😉

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What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hivecurious

(1/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!lolz

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I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!lolz

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Dogs can't see your bones.
But CAT scan.

Credit: marshmellowman
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepe-cash

(2/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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hi pz count me ^^

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!lolz

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Hi!

Sorry, you can't use the command on a comment. But I wanted to get you in the contest so ...

I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of daddydog

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of thebighigg

(4/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of iceledy

(1/2)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOLZ

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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.

Credit: dksart
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of astramar

(1/2)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOL

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What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cursephantom

(1/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE

!LOLZ

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Why couldn’t the bike keep up with the car?
Because it was 2-tired

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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Did you hear about the restaurant in space?
Great food, no atmosphere.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of yeckingo1

(2/10)

PLAY & EARN $DOOM

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!LOL

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I'm looking for an arsonist interested in a romantic relationship.
I want someone who can set my world on fire!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of holovision.cash

(7/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

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!LOLZ

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Why is a timer like a scale?
They both measure wait.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of phanty

(6/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!lolz

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What do you say when a Southern person stabs you in the back?
Betray'all!

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of cryptomeme

(2/10)
Farm LOLZ tokens when you Delegate Hive or Hive Tokens.
Click to delegate: 10 - 20 - 50 - 100 HP

0E-8 BEE

!LOLZ

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What would happen if giant ducks roam the land?
Earthquacks

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(7/10)
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.

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!LOLZ

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of svanbo

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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!LOLZ

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I was going to tell a joke about hominy.
But it was too corny.

Credit: reddit
@lolz.burner, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of pepetoken

(3/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ

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