LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 1/28/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 1/28/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 2-4-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 1-20-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 1-20-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 31 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@henruc21-2
@cursephantom13
@astramar24-5
@fun.farms16
@akiraymd17
@sylmarill18
@crazyphantombr29-10
@savvytester211-12
@efmm113
@yeckingo1114
@hatdogsensei115
@anonyvoter116
@manuvert117
@middle-earthling218-19
@slothlydoesit220-21
@amaari222-23
@iceledy124
@irvet225-26
@edgerik127
@holovision.cash128
@subidu129
@astym130
@pepetoken131

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 15 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@hatdogsensei, 31 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

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I needed to buy a new pan to stir fry a large meal
I decided to go for a wok.

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I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey
but then I turned myself around.

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I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm clean now.

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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

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Hello friends !lol

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I hate Russian dolls
they’re so full of themselves.

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Good day for you
!lol

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How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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Nice to see a new participant as the winner of the current !LOLZ burner raffle draw! 😎 !DIY

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Why are ducks good at playing limbo?
Because they can get down.

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Tagging @svanbo and his children @claudiavb and @mathiasvb to join the !LOLZ burner raffle! 😎 !DIY

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What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory....

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Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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!lolz

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I sent my girlfriend a 'Get Better' card.
She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..

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@savvytester just sent you a DIY token as a little appreciation for your post dear @lolz.burner! Feel free to multiply it by sending someone else !DIY in a comment :) You can do that x times a day depending on your balance so:

Don't be shy - share some DIY!

You can query your personal balance by !DIYSTATS

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I went to the doctor the other day and he said you’ve got hypochondria.
I said oh god not that as well!

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The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

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Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses?
Nobody nose.

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Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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Why can't you trust an atom?
Beause they make up everything.

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Three men walk into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have seen it.

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The person who invented autocorrect
should burn in hello.

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How do you make a cheese puff?
Chase it around the block.

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If I don’t perfect human cloning
I won’t be able to live with myself.

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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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I don't know why I can't fit this upside boat on my head
It is clearly capsized.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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I changed all my passwords to Kenny
Now I have all Kenny logins

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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.

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How many egomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, they hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

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Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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