Proud To Be Single? #comedyopenmic
Gliding among the clouds my eyes were trying to find the mysterious hairs but wait…… before I could glance at them I heard a loud voice and it wasn't the soft tone. Instead, I was instructed to stay within limits. Wait, did I turn on the end journey before giving you the trailer? So I am the person who has been awarded not for having a genius mind but for something else unusual. I am a gold medalist in holding the single status for the last 23 years haha. Don't compute my age now, my heart is still young.
I don't remember how many transformations I had, from bodybuilding to growing a beard I have done everything to seduce the ladies. But to my bad luck, even the aunties didn't like me. I am endeavoring to get rich now. Maybe this will bless me with a lady. Recently, my friends managed a date for me by using a dating app. I don't know how much they have told an untruth about my personality. May Lord count their wrong deeds doubly for this. I met her at the appointed time although I was 2 hours before her and did the sweeping of that cafe. She played with my emotions as six others guys were also invited for the date. So I was with five other single guys washing the dishes in the evening shift.
I remember the gym time period I had, I used to take classes thrice a day although before opening I spent all the time in scrubbing the gym mirrors. So in short there was a girl, you can call her a healthy girl as she was fluffy. I had butterflies in my lungs, heart, pancreas, bladder, and even in my kidney too. We used to see deeply each other. We chatted for 20 minutes each day as she got tired after so much workout. I did twinning with her outfits although I had to wear a men's dress over it. After 3 months of blind dating, I found out that she was in love with a trainer. The wink she showed wasn't meant for me, I wish I could scrub that mirror with more exertion too.
I grew my beard for the purpose too, but what I got was finding white hair in the food. I transitioned and dyed my hair but instead of looking cool, I looked sloth. My oily, wavy hair was so uneven that I couldn't cover the warts of baldness. I am thinking of calling the Fifa team to organize the next football world cup on my forehead.
Now coming to the ending point, I ended my life as someone suggested to me that afterlife everyone will get a good-looking wife. But seems like before this patch I have to receive the dividends of my deeds. Hey hey, don't take me I have to tell the Hivers who must be my dream girl. I am catching a glimpse of myself as the groom wait wait.....
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Coming back to the "Urdu" Language, Urdu is the official language of Pakistan. Most people of Pakistan can understand Urdu. We also learned Urdu as a subject in school in all grades. A memory of me related to learning Urdu is writing an ad in 8th grade in the Urdu language. I wrote an ad for "Paddle Pop Giggly jelly". It was a question for example with I attempted but as I got 10 out of 10 marks in that question and it was a creative category question, I still can't forget it. We were taught Urdu in many creative ways through stage drama performances, poetry, presentations, and much more.
I would be fair to say that I can speak, write, read and understand the Urdu language.
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This is so funny 😂
First, this—"the aunties didn't like me"😭
Then, this— "am thinking of calling the Fifa team to organize the next football world cup on my forehead"😂
But just be you, don't stress it... You'll definitely find someone
lovely story♥️👌
Idksamad will find relatable to first one haha....
While second joke would easily put mahirabdullah in charm cause he is a diehard fan of football.
Tip: If you wanna impress my single friend mahirabdullah, just talk about football hahhaha
You might be ready to take the baton from him.... It's all about single people yunno 😂😂
😂.
This is quite hilarious. Especially your tinder profile.
You'll still find the one, just don't give up. 🙂
I am waiting for someone to understand the last meme bottom right corner. Please also have a look and try to understand the reference 🙂
Hahaha 😂🤣🤣 really? Lolz
GET that dollars and my genders will cluster around you 😂
Oops !! What a heart break 🤣🤣🤣
After the whole butterflies dancing 🦋 🦋 in Ur belly, liver , pancreas and kidney.. hahaha 😂, DLM is a comedian 😂
Respect sir! Xd
That meme of your first date says it all 🤣🤣
So sorry..lol
Hahaha 😂🤣🤣 , I think FIFA team has got a cool work to do on Ur forehead 🤣...I love this part special.. hehehe
Oh my goodness 🤭🤭
DLM, in your last meme.. you went the extra mile of dying because of your girlfriend,? Death!! Lolz , what an adventure to the hell, still Ur name wasn't on the lists 😂😂😂... you even went to extra hell 🤣🤣, still your mission wasn't accomplished.. lolz
Do not worry, you will find her ... just look around you..I mean so close to you there 😂😂
Or perhaps, pay me 500 HBD to find her😉
So creative my dear
Good job!👍
I got inspiration of first meme from one of my close friend. Whenever I ask by anonymous reporter about his location, he always replies x kilometres away from sun.
That football joke was especially written to make my friend mahir laugh. He is a diehard fan of football.
Dieing to get a girl is a easter egg reference. I still can't find a single comment to understand what was the exact incident of death. Although I believe @pravesh0 might be able to find this easter egg cause he can spot the reference in a glimpse. Let's see how it goes.
Also, no thanks. 500 hbd is too high cost.
Wow, I will love to see what @pravesh0 will come up with.
Till then...
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"Extra hell" lol
Waise kitni hoor milni thi? 72
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This is really hilarious 🤣🤣🤣what took You to hell? Do you think you would have seen your dreams girl there?
What if your dream girl doesn't want a rich guy with beards?
It's the first meme for me"I don't want abs I want a girl".
This is a beautiful and creative write up.
what took me to hell? Hmmm, the answer lies in the last meme bottom right corner. It's a small easter egg but a twist to make it a little harder to find. I don't wanna give more easter eggs about this answer.
Life happens. :)
Hehehe, heart is young but the numbers are high😀
That is the fastest way to get a lady by the way😂, they love rich men a lot, hehehe.
That was a great piece, so hilarious
Rich guys first nice guys last. Haha
You know the vibes 😂
Single 🙂
One word but said it all :)
Haha 😂, this will definitely work in getting your dream girl but you might not be her dream man, I hope you understand?
From this post's perspective, she just have to be alive haha
Haha, as long as you are contented, no worries then.
Good luck👍.
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This is definitely a great piece, been a while I saw such beautifully scripted piece.
You'll definitely find more than one with these your fine wordings
It's just about me respecting my readers time and attention. My english skills are basic. So it takes me alot of days to come up with words such as gliding (the first word of blog). When we put our heart and soul in writing and look for appropriate words to description us with google translate, it becomes easier.
From this post prespactive I only want one and her only condition is being alive.
@idksamad78699 @amberkashif @nkemakonam89
Thanks for giving me a suggestion to write about singlehood.
Smiles 😂
All these memes...I guess it has something to do with this singlehood comedy..xd
Well, I am coming back to feed my ears and eyes... it's been a busy day for mummy Nk
Even if someone is busy, my recaps will keep reminding them about my previous blogs. Maybe just incase if you skip this now, you might read it from one of my recaps. :)
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Singledom 😂😂😂
This is so funny! Wow
Lolz.
I can help you find a girl my boy. Dont worry.
But it will cost you some money🙂
Or han aik sher yad aya
Ab to ghabra k kehty hain k mar jayengy
Mar k bhi chain na paya to kidhr jayengy