How to save money to buy Crypto

Hey Guys!

Today I want to talk about saving money to buy crypto. If you are like me you will find this very interesting. These are a few ideas to save money.

5 Pro Tips to save money

Saving toilette paper

Yes, you can save toilette paper. Don't go to the toilette so much and just use half of the paper you normally use. If you have a family, explain them to stop pooping that much. (You save also water with this.)

Save shower water

Stop showering every day. Nothing wrong with smelling a bit at work. Your Co-worker will understand if you tell him your plan. If your wife starts complaining, turn the water of and say it is broken.

No tips for the pizza taxi

Yes, these poor guys don't earn much but so don't you. Save the tip and invest into crypto.

Stop smoking

You can use other herbs you find in your garden or outside, dry them and smoke them later.

Don't go to work

Tell your boss you are sick. You still get paid but you save money for gas.

Conclusion

You can do a lot to save money. Let me know your ideas in the comment and if I like it, you get a little present.

If you didn't get it yet, this is just for fun.


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Here's a great pro-tip to get a double saving.

When you fart, do it into a plastic bag. You can put the bag under your shirt to absorb the warmth back into your body. Then you can burn the methane to help heat your house, as well as eliminating the odour. That's a win-win-win ! 😁

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🥳 This is really a game changer in saving money. You said it: win win win!
!BBH !ALIVE

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What's toilette paper?

Shower? Show her?

Ok, gud idea, mi kall't in ded!

!INDEED !WEIRD !ZOMBIE

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Do you have any ideas?
!BBH !ALIVE

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(Just) Buy crypto. Who need to shower, shave, eat, clothe, and otherwise. You an do that wen crypto go up (later). Maybe use neighbor's water and toilet paper? !LOLZ And maek your own !PIZZA !

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Then stop writing and reading here and save electricity.
!LOL

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Yep... not bad either.
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Learn all about this shit in the toilet paper! 💩
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Ich hab gesehen du hast dich auf ITB angemeldet. Dein Account ist noch nicht bestätigt und somit kann ich auch dein 'TPO' Traffic Package Option nicht für dich kaufen.

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Hab leider keien Mail zum bestätigen bekommen. Kann man die nochmal schicken lassen?

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Great tips!! LOL

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What are your ideas?
!BBH

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live within your means and just convert any spare money each month to sats

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Some steps are pretty funny, no sawer, skip work, and stop the tap 😂
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These are all proven pro tips. 😆
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The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.

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Brilliant, people could wash other peoples cars for money for crypto then that takes care of the smell problem from not showering as a bonus. 🤣

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That is really brilliant. 🤣
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