[RimWorld] The Terror-Squad

Hey fellow Rimmers!

So a few people recommended me this game, urging me to brainwash myself via...

So yeah. I'm a Rimmer now i guess; note - "Rimmer" as in one who plays RimWorld.

fck u i know wot ur thinkin lol!!!! 🤣🤣

Anyway after playing the tutorial, then playing one RimWorld session for a few days, i am confident in starting a new sesh...here are my world settings....

Now onto da specifics...

...I'm going to run a group called the Terror Squad, who loves the nights and loves the red liquid coursing through fresh veins...

...first starting out with T-Mon "Tomi", a blood-drinking Recruiter (wtf does that mean???) who grew up as a child spy. He has excellent Social skills (to sweet talk momos into sharing a piece of their neck with him) and great Melee skills (for bashing fools, smashing fools, knowing in T-Mon's household it's blood that rules). T-Mon will be the foremost expert on terrorizing mfers. I am unsure why he's keeping a young child around...does he have grand plans for him? A protege perhaps? Or just another victim???

Then we have Zak...an 11 year old who can't do fuck all, knows nothing and wants to know nothing. What's this child doing with a fascination for Chemz anyways???

If T-Mon's immortal...and the kid's got all these books on drugs, chems and good times....does he have aspirations to merge the two disciplines of Immortality and Drugs together?

Unfortunately only T-Mon and Zak are allowed in their Squad for now...until offworld Rimmers arrive...