Sipping, Snoozing & Empire Biscuits: How I Master the Sloth Mornings

Good morning, buzzers! Happy Sunday! This morning, I was thinking that my morning routine is a core part of my day. If I get my morning routine done correctly, I'm set for the rest of the day! And recently I've seen a lot of 'my morning/day' routine videos... Maybe I need to splash some water on myself or something first... So I thought I'd share my morning with you!

Well, it's Sunday, so what better day to reveal my morning madness! I always say the best mornings always start the same. By waking up! (It's the ultimate hack for the perfect start to the morning! Anyone who skips this step is in for a rough ride!)

I won't bore you with all the little details; picking the fleas out of my hair or checking my algae collection is still fermenting, right, but most days I start by getting out of the tree and getting some fresh air. The dog needs his morning ablutions, and it's nice to get some early morning (lunchtime) air!

Then it's go time! Coffee poured, empire biscuit (what do they call them in your country? 2 biscuits, jam-centred, topped with icing and either a jelly tot or cherry on top?) eaten. Laptop booted up!

First things first, I need to check into Slothbuzz.com. Check my notifications and reply to everyone with a buzz via the Engage area!

The Slothliest way to buzz on Hive these days! Slothbuzz.com offers everything I need to get my morning off to a roaring start! Quick, easy engagement, notifications at my fingertips! And short-form to delight even the slothliest morning!

Then, it's time to check in with Sloths Mining War, I'll admit, sometimes I do this before I even get out of my tree in the morning, the game might be called Sloths Mining War, but it needs some buz if you're going to compete for that top spot! New miners purchased, Slothshards sent to steal some opponent's honey, sorted!

A quick trip to Slothbuzz Hangs, sharing some in-game images, or whatever else is on my mind this morning! Anything to make a little buzz on Hive through the shortform! I'll admit, Snaps is the 'best' bang for buck, so I normally do a Hangs and Snaps post, not so much threads anymore, and Waves can be hit or miss!

Talking of Waves, Ecency recently launched Raidstead, which is now also on my morning hit list! Jump on over to Raidstead and join the Slothbuzz community as we fight and battle the bugs! I guess this post should really have been crafted on Ecency for that extra energy point. But I love slothbuzz too much not to use it!

With my free scouting action, I found today's weakness is Ink attacks! So I've spammed a few attacks to help the Community out! We've already got a sloth army brewing; can you join us in the fight?

Raidstead crafts a handy report for us too,

SlothBuzz vs the Spam Beetle: week 1 raid report
This week SlothBuzz is still fighting the Spam Beetle in Raidstead.
Top raiders this week:

1. @slothlydoesit: 192 damage
2. @fake-pepe: 156 damage
3. @dewabrata: 132 damage
4. @forkyw: 126 damage
5. @worldhelper: 126 damage

Thanks for joining the Slothbuzz Army! We might not be first, but we're slothly moving in the right direction! This is like the battle of the tortoise and the hare; we just need to keep making steady progress, like adding Raidstead to our morning routines, to ensure long-term victory!

Hive Grove

Of course, no morning is complete without ensuring the health of our trees over at Hive Grove. I also use the radio there for some bonus points in the monthly leaderboard, although I don't do enough to really compete; some of those top ranks are the real Grove heroes! Commenting, watering, buying and gifting rewards! There are too many actions for a Sloth to keep up with, but the main things are watering my trees, wetting everyone else's wood, and having a quick chat around the campfire each day!

And there we have it, my Slothly morning routine. I know, not all that exciting, but it really does help me set up for the day! Normally by this point I've enough materials to think of my next post! This also sets me up nicely to engage with users throughout the day; these little morning steps add up to more replies, giving me time to sloth off or buzz toward other goals for the day!

One could say it's a sloth and steady way to start any day! Normally I would get down to typing a post after doing that, so long as the dog isn't back at my feet waiting for his proper walk like he is this morning. I think it's taken slightly slothlier than usual to get to this stage! A quick pitstop for ablutions is fine, but he's a working dog; he needs a run!

So, that's the slothly morning routine; what do you think? Do you see any similarities, or is there anything missing to make it better? How else can I maximise my buzz while minimising the sloth? I think I've made this morning a little more slothful by changing my routine and working on this post before doing most other things! I'll be all out of sync for the rest of the day now!

Until next time,
Sloth out!