
Here's my entry for ZapFicMonday! Hope you will like it!
The massage therapist was midway through the massage when he had a stomachache. He tapped the customer's shoulder to let him know that he would need a toilet break, but the customer was deep asleep.
Feeling urgent, he headed towards the door. Just then, he heard, "Where are you going?"

Short and sweet!
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I like your story.
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Quite funny story there @relf87, an urgent need for a toilet break is something we can all relate to, thanks for sharing and stay awesome.
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Hehe thanks for the kind words!
Keep up the good work.
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A light version of the prompt @relf87. When nature calls, no matter where you are or what you are doing, it's best to heed the warning. Unpleasant consequences may occur. Just let the client know an urgent call he received that he had to answer. No excuses needed.
A delightful read. Thanks for sharing.
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Thanks for the kind words! That's very true! ;)
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