I Saw Pepper Inside Pepper

It's not an easy task for me today, as I have not been able to sleep since yesterday. Everyone should come and see what I have done to myself. I never thought of it to be that much.

It happened when I went to the market to buy some foodstuffs. I did not have rice, maggi, beans, and other foodstuffs and I decided to head to the market. My wife was supposed to do that, but she has traveled leaving me behind. Although, she will be coming home soon.

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Ivan Torres
Right in the market, I remembered that I had to buy black pepper, generally known as Cameron pepper. This pepper has its way of spicing out in the soup or any kind of food you use it to prepare. I have the intention of preparing soup. I also bought fresh pepper and tomatoes just to make it bloom and make it come out with a great aroma.

After getting home, I had to grind the fresh pepper and tomatoes. Instead of using a spoon to scrape the grinded pepper from the grinding stone, I used bare hands, hoping to wash my hands. I have this forgetful habit in me.

I went straight to the kitchen to prepare the soup. Normally, I was supposed to use only fresh pepper instead of using both fresh and Cameron pepper. I don't know if it was because of the forgetting habit that I had that made me carry out this act. I decided to pour the fresh blended pepper and Cameron pepper into the soup. The aroma was mind-blowing, and everyone around was hoping to eat the mind-blowing soup they were perceiving. My neighbor brought a plate just for me to serve the soup for him.

One great mistake I made was not tasting the soul before serving it. Meanwhile, I dropped the soup and was ready to eat the presumed finely made soup I had prepared. I served my neighbor and served mine on the table. I prepared solid eba alongside the soup. Likewise, I dished it on the table getting ready to eat when my friend came visiting. He was so carried away with the aroma he was perceiving. He said we should eat the food on time before it gets cold. I agreed and went to the table with him. We started eating.

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Samson Katt
I used the eba to wipe the soup, just like someone who wants to fight a war. I was mad with the kind of pepper inside the soup. My friend tasted it and confessed that the pepper was just too much. We began to fan ourselves with a hand fan just to suppress the pepper in our mouths. After three hands, we could no longer continue with the food.

I went outside to buy cold water and saw my neighbor outside fanning his mouth. He was unable to thank me for dishing him soup, instead saw me as a devil who wanted to kill him. The kind of eye he used to look at me sent a serious message to me. Immediately, I told him, “Please, don't be offended. I'm even facing the same problem right now. Going out now is to buy cold water just to quench the pepper.

He did not answer me, instead faced another direction and pretended as if I was not talking to him. The way he was behaving, one could notice from experience that the pepper was showing him pepper.

I bought the water and gave him one of the cold water I bought.

As if that were enough, the sweat coming out of my body was just too much, and I decided to visit the bathroom. While in the bathroom, I immediately felt pressed and went to the toilet. As I was done, I washed my anus and saw the second face of pepper. My anus began to pepper me to the extent that I had to pour water on my body and my anus. As I rubbed my face with my hands, I shouted at once. Pepper had entered my eyes. "How can this be happening to me?” I said, but my friend came into the bathroom to help me see my way out as I was unable to see properly.

I came out with three different things I had to attend to at the same time, my anus, eyes, and mouth. Which one would be better to take care of first?
I had to tell my friend to help me put on the generator. I put on the fan just to blow out the pepper from me. I opened my mouth and pulled off my shirt as well as my trousers. Likewise, I was left nicked with my mouth open.

After an hour, I checked my anus and saw that it had peeled off.

What an unforgettable experience!!! ….



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You really saw pepper inside pepper 😂. You can see the work the women are doing. You couldn't guage the pepper correctly, and you ended up inside the pot of soup😂. Sorry for your anus. If you had known,you would have used tissue. Sorry for your predicament.Your wife is doing a great job.

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Hahaha.... In fact, I have not done so well...

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You tried at least...😀

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The pepper peel off your anus?, sorry about that, I didn't expect it to turns out that way, i wish your wife were around, she would have done the cooking, as she used to do, in an amazing way, most of us men, hardly cook very well, and if we try to, something like this most comes up on the way.
Pepper when using our hands to removed it from a grinding stone, will eventually pepper us, because, on no account would you not used your hands on ourselves, forgetting we used it to removed pepper.

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I can't even stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
You really saw pepper I can imagine all those pepper are something else

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You really saw pepper inside pepper 😂. You could have only witnessed one pepper in pepper if u were not the forgetful type.you can see women are really trying

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