The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase


Greetings

This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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TWITTER IS NOT A PLACE FOR WEAK COMRADES

@ksam reminds us again of the grueling world of Twitter and why we chose to step outside of it in one of my favorite formatted posts yet.

Twitter seems to be a big college campus where various degrees are handed every second to people in whatever subject they choose allowing them to be experts on every matter instantly. You can be an expert on everything on Twitter.

@ksam also gives you a guide to how you can survive Twitter.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@ksam/twitter-is-not-a-place-for-weak-comrades

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Hangouts

@ayesha-malik is back on our weekly showcase and not without a good reason. Travel gossip mixed with her people-observing skills, @ayesha-malik has really mastered writing comedy posts. Read her post below about the exceptional people she met on her travel.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@ayesha-malik/hangouts

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'When the Hedge Funds And Asset Manager Companies Adopt Bitcoin, This is When Crypto Will Really Go to the Moon," claims Local Man.

With a title so long you'd think it is the whole post, @blanchy provides us another satirical post of his that only he could write.

Parodying all the people who get into crypto trading thinking they'd be millionaires overnight, is something we all learned the opposite of, unfortunately. Read his post and find out whether you are a "Jonathan"

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@blanchy/when-the-hedge-funds-and-asset-manager-companies-adopt-bitcoin-this-is-when-crypto-will-really-go-to-the-moon-claims-local-man

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Is your mind dirty?

@jessicaossom gives us the ultimate test of personality and how dirty our minds are. Many of paragraphs serve as a funny mirror to how our mind operates often. Jessica also manages to condense all that quality in less than 500 words, which is impressive on its own.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@jessicaossom/is-your-mind-dirty

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Ignorance does not save us from a mockery [Eng// Spa]

@soychalbed joined our community with a comedy bang. He shares a hilarious of one of his travels. However, you might get disappointed reading as it might expose all the ignorance you may have just like m..... someoneone I know, definitely not me, not all.

https://peakd.com/hive-164166/@soychalbed/ignorance-does-not-save-us-from-a-mockery-eng-spa

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

Remember, @captaincryptic invites you all to use the [HIVE-155986] tag in your posts to earn yourself some @lolztoken.

Thank you for reading

Remember to comment down the links to your posts in our COMmunity below.

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If I don't win this competition at least @hivebuzz might come knocking with a shiny new badge for Hive's longest most boring title!

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Haha๐Ÿ˜‚ does this badge exists ๐Ÿ‘ป if yes then you can win it ๐Ÿ˜‚ without nomination. Should we arrange a party for this !LOL

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What happened when the cows escaped from the paddock?
Udder Chaos!

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Congratulations @blanchy! You have completed the following achievement on the Hive blockchain and have been rewarded with new badge(s): The "WTF Bro" badge

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I'l happily accept the badge and display it on my profile with my head held high. ๐Ÿ˜€
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I was about to say :P

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On the way to get more facial muscle fatigue by laughing hard in this community ๐Ÿ˜
Honestly, it's so relaxing to write a comedy post, just like eating melted chocolate with a spoon๐Ÿคฃ

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Good stuff -- to make laughter light up a troubled world is a good thing!

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Thank you so much for my belly laugh of the day. You put a great list of post together. I enjoyed them all.

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Nice compilation again, very curious about @blanchy's one I haven't read any of your always hilarious posts in a few weeks I think. I shall give this all a read tomorrow..

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5 years this has been happening to me, it started here, around people that are still here. Homeland security has done nothing at all, they are not here to protect us. Dont we pay them to stop shit like this? The NSA, CIA, FBI, Police and our Government has done nothing. Just like they did with the Havana Syndrome, nothing. Patriot Act my ass. The American government is completely incompetent. The NSA should be taken over by the military and contained Immediately for investigation. I bet we can get to the sources of V2K and RNM then. https://peakd.com/gangstalking/@acousticpulses/electronic-terrorism-and-gaslighting--if-you-downvote-this-post-you-are-part-of-the-problem

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