LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest - You Win When We Burn - 7/18/2025

Welcome to the Official LOLZ Giveaway for 7/18/2025

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How To Enter

Use the !lolz command in the comment to this post to send an LOLZ to @lolz.burner. You will earn 1 ticket for each LOLZ you send.

Enter everyday to increase your chance of winning!

You can even enter more than once per day if you want, just be sure to use your !lolz command on the post, and not someone's reply.

Only LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner using the !lolz command will be counted.

Contest ends 7-25-2025 at midnight Eastern time.

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How We Will Pick A Winner

At the end of the week, we will assign one lucky ticket for every LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner.

Then we will draw 1 lucky ticket using our random picker.


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The Prize

The winner will win 100% of the LOLZ sent to @lolz.burner from this post while it is active (i.e, the next 7 days) using the !lolz command.

The more $LOLZ sent, the larger the prize will be!

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How We Will Burn Tokens

You may be asking, "If we are giving away 100% of the LOLZ sent to the burner, how are you going to burn tokens?"

Great question, and we are glad you asked.

100% of the HBD from this post will be used to make market buys of both LOLZ and FUN tokens (50% for LOLZ, and 50% for FUN).

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Good Luck and Thanks for Your Support!

Go ahead and enter now before you forget!

Upvotes and reblogs aren't required but will help us burn more $LOLZ and $FUN tokens.

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Draw for 7-10-2025

Thanks to all who entered the draw on 7-10-2025.

Your support helped build today's prize of 38 $LOLZ tokens.

Entries

Here are the entries for today's draw:

Tickets

UserLOLZ BurnedTicket Numbers
@middle-earthling21-2
@h4rr1s23-4
@sylmarill15
@yeckingo116
@henruc27-8
@fjworld19
@akiraymd110
@ieronimus211-12
@servelle213-14
@manuvert215-16
@efmm117
@irvet218-19
@savvytester220-21
@zionic.leo222-23
@anonyvoter124
@subidu225-26
@amaari227-28
@iceledy129
@svanbo230-31
@ladyaryastark132
@holovision.cash133
@astramar234-35
@astym136
@edgerik137
@dubble138

Good luck to everyone!

Winner

Going to the random number generator gives us lucky ticket number 9 which belongs to our lucky winner:

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@fjworld, 38 $LOLZ has been sent to you.

Congratulations!

About the LOLZ Project

The LOLZ Project is an engagement project with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain.

Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author an $LOLZ token.

Farm $LOLZ tokens by delegating Hive Power and Hive tokens.

The Top 125 $LOLZ stakers earn Daily Dividends.

Mine $FUN Tokens when you hold Fun Miner ($FUNM) tokens.

Earn $FUN tokens when you blog about fun things and use #fun tags.

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!lolz

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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.
I called her up and asked “Did you get my drift?”

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Why do they call it euthanasia?
It’s not like you’re getting any younger

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My review for the world’s strongest tape
It’s not tearable.

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My father wants me to study law and be a good lawyer
He needs me to get him out of jail.

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My cat is so impatient?
He always wants everything meow.

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Thank you for your witness vote!
Have a !BEER on me!
To Opt-Out of my witness beer program just comment STOP below

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Hey @ieronimus, here is a little bit of BEER from @isnochys for you. Enjoy it!

Did you know that

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Hey @ieronimus, here is a little bit of BEER from @isnochys for you. Enjoy it!

Learn how to earn FREE BEER each day by staking your BEER.

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!lol

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What do whales like to eat?
Fish and ships.

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What’s blue and and smells like red paint?
Blue paint

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Where does Michael Phelps like to drink?
At dive bars.

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Why are rainbows always so cheerful?
Because they just got out of a prism.

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I was so mad when I found out I was cloned.
I was litteraly beside myself.

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Congratulations!
!LOLZ
!INDEED

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I used to work in a blanket factory.
But it folded.

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Thank you very much.

!PIMP
!PIZZA

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!LOLZ

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Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
He was stuffed.

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When is a door not a door?
When it's a jar

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Here's my first !LOLZ entry for today's LOLZ burner raffle post! 😎😏 !INDEED

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What is the truck drivers favorite part of the movies?
The trailers

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!HOPE that @pepetoken doesn't forget again to join the !LOLZ burner raffle! 🤗🐸

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Why did the coffee go to the police?
Because it was mugged.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
They enjoy the boos.

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I went to visit the wife's grave today.
She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

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Why are dogs bad dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

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Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.

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PIZZA!

$PIZZA slices delivered:
@fjworld(1/20) tipped @astramar

Come get MOONed!

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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age.
The next day she locked me in the cellar

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I'm reading a book called Anti-climax.
The first part was good.

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!LOLZ 😁

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What do you say when someone you dislike dies suddenly?
I don't bereave it!

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!LOL

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The person who invented the umbrella actually wanted to call it the 'brella.'
But he hesitated.

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What did the hotdog say to the bun?
Listen buddy, i'm going to be frank with you.

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What do you call an airline full of bald people?
Receding airlines.

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How do you make antifreeze?
Steal her blanket.

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Where do Pigs go on vacation?
Boara Boara.

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Bruce Lee was fast.
But not as fast as his brother Sudden Lee.

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!LOLZ !HUG

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Two men stole a calender
They each got six months.

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!LOLZ 🤣

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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I'm on a seafood diet.
When I see food I eat it.

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What did the mayonnaise say to the icebox?
Close the door, I am dressing.

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A dated a ghoul once but I had to break up with her.
She had a mean spirit

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