😎Oh Snap! Some of that PIMP Shit🤑
Some of That PIMP Shit
How about we go over that badass PIMP Shit? For some of you, this is merely a review and update, but, in case you have no idea what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.
A PIMP is all about money and making theirs. The definition has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways. I mean, why else are you here? Really.
PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the sharing percentages, we share more tokens with you than any other organization, tribe or community on Hive. We are on the top 20 of over a dozen rich lists in holdings and mete most of them out to our PIMPs. We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. I tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?
MOAR
I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. that's why and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. 😎 So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last update, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us in The PIMP District where we have meetings every HUMP Day (Wednesday) at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.
I wanted to shout out loud to some peeps that have been coming to the meetings and filling us in on the haps. @thgaming always on point. @raymondspeaks for his presence and to give us the skinny on BRO and LGN. @entrepidus and @spiritsurge for layin' out the new @astralrevelation game. @cryptoshots.nft for droppin' in and hittin' us with some sweet shit. @wrestorgonline spillin' the beans on their direction. @smooms, Maery and the @hiq.magazine peeps poppin' off for @craftink. @ecoinstant for sharing with us the path of the banker and INCOME.
Wanting to be a PIMP
What's that?
You want to be a PIMP?
How can you get some tokens to stake?
Ways To Acquire PIMP
- Post on Pimp Media
- Post in the P.I.M.P. community threads
- Use the tag: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
- Buy it on Hive-Engine, BeeSwap or Tribaldex
- Add liquidity to the @psyberx LVL, @thgaming or other pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap
- Be in a Discord server that has @inertia's @banjo when I'm feeling all PIMP slappy
- Present a post on PYPT in Dreemport hosted by @shadowspub on Thursdays
- A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
- Hope someone just randomly sends you some
if you already have PIMP and want more -
- All of the above
- Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)
- Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
- Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's or @lolzbot PIMP curator accounts
- Curate other PIMPs and support the District's citizens
PIMP Slapper?
Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:
Current Tokens PIMP distributes:
- #ALIVE
#APE
#ARCHON
#BEATCZ
#BEE
#CCC
#CENT
#CINE
#COM
#CTP
#DEC
#DEGEN
#DHEDGE
#ENTRY
#FOODIE
#FUN (NEW)
#GAMER
#HUSTLER
#LEO
#LIST
#LOLZ (NEW)
#LOTUS
#MEME
#NEOXAG
#NFTM
#ONEUP
#PAL
#PHOTO
#POB
#SIM
#SME (NEW)
#SPACO
#SPS
#SPT
#STELLARUM (NEW)
#STEM
#THGAMING
#UTOPIS
#VIBES
#VOUCHER
#WAIV
#WEED
Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:
- #BRO
#BXT
#CARTEL
#CAV
#HBD
#ECOBANK
#EDSMM
#INCOME
#LGN (NEW)
#PIMP (stash for promotional use)
#SOL
#TAN
#VAULT
We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from these lists. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.
The Fuck Does That Mean?
All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.
Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet. That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. Upon posting this, we have reached 85 accounts that are getting hit daily with 'drips'. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels until it hits 200. At that point, we will discuss whether or not to extend the numbers.
WINNING
Stright up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.
I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.
PIMP Shittin'
In closing, I just wanna say that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna get money with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their TDL. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.
and I'm just gettin' started
And that's one of the keys. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.
REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am,
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because I can
So Can WE
Vote Witty
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My goal is to reach 10000 pimp, I am halfway there!
!PGM
!PIMP
!LOL
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP
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If you think about it.
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@enginewitty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @libertycrypto27
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ
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You must be killin' it out here!
@libertycrypto27 just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Doing my best to be a !PIMP staker, slowly climbing the richlist! Currently on 103th place, making some progress little by little thanks to the incredible help of @thealliance and @tokenpimp... and to all the awesome members of the Fam following their curationa trails!
And some day ago I set too my account to follow TheAlliance curation trail, so I'll be giving back some curation rewards to the Fam!
!PGM
!LOL
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
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Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP
Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide
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@enginewitty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arc7icwolf
Delegate Hive Tokens to Farm $LOLZ and earn 110% Rewards. Learn more.
(7/8)
You must be killin' it out here!
@arc7icwolf just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
!PIMP
Well shit @biglove, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Please try PIMPin' a different post.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Ouch, I almost got slapped by @biglove himself! :)
Well said and we both know that I’m PIMPIN….👊🏻
!pimp
You must be killin' it out here!
@silverd510 just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/3 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
!PIMP
!hiqvote
!1UP
!PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@hiq.redaktion just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
@hiq.redaktion, the HiQ Smart Bot has recognized your request (1/3) and will start the voting trail.
In addition, @enginewitty gets !LOL from @hiq.redaktion.
For further questions, check out https://hiq-hive.com or join our Discord. And don't forget to vote HiQs fucking Witness! 😻
You have received a 1UP from @hiq.redaktion!
@leo-curator, @bee-curator, @pimp-curator
And they will bring !PIZZA 🍕.
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@curation-cartel(9/20) tipped @enginewitty (x1)
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I will look into this!
!PIMP
Thank You!
!1UP HuggaSnook had recommended me to asking to you for understand more about the project but it wasn't necessary, you already explained everything I needed to know and it's exactly what I want!
I have already opened a purchase order to double my stake and over time we will grow (I would even like to participate more in the discord but not knowing fluent English leaves me unmotivated 😅) Great post Witty!
!PGM !PIZZA
Keep pimping that shit! Awesome stuff
!PIMP
I have some pimp tokens. It's not much but I like to accumulate more, now I can see the usefulness !
!PIMP
Really spoke to me. I'll check it out, thank you for sharing.
It is an utter crime that you did not mention the sweet jokes and time spent LEARNING about new shit...A wise man said that time is money...and I gladly spend that time in the PIMP meeting...
This post is !PIMP 😂🤣💯💯💯💯
I can't believe I don't even have 10k PIMP yet! What a jabroni.
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You must be killin' it out here!
@summertooth just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
They're getting a workout and slapped 1/1 possible people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Great post! We love supporting our fellow PIMPs! We'll need to have a look into the delegation options, already got a nice stake and some LP!
Will also need to make good use of the slapper from now on too!
Learnt some new things about the Pimp system from this! The PIMP outpost?!?! Who knew?
Well worth sharing in the Paper in my pocket community also! Keep it up Pimps!
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Funny guy.
Sorry. Late to the party but y'know ya gotta rest some days.
Also.
Yeah 👍
And
!PIMP
💥
Aw man @nickydee, you are out of PIMP to slap people.
Go Stake some more and increase your PIMP power.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Also... kudos for the honesty :D Nice! 👏👏
!LUV
some more
The meetings are always fun! Working on getting someone from the Big Time Game team into the next one. I'd also like to get @cryptoshots.nft & @kingofduels representatives into one of the weekly AMA's (when they have some time) so we can discuss game devs and future plans.
That $HIVE pump yesterday was insane! It looks like we broke through a Wedge formation, but managed to also smash all previous resistance points and Moving Averages. Did you take any profits?
Trade safely, $PIMP hard!
!PGM
!PIMP
!LOLZ
Well shit @thgaming, this post is older than 7 Days days.
Please try PIMPin' a different post.
(We will not send this error message for 24 hours).
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
BUY AND STAKE THE PGM TO SEND A LOT OF TOKENS!
The tokens that the command sends are: 0.1 PGM-0.1 LVL-0.1 THGAMING-0.05 DEC-15 SBT-1 STARBITS-[0.00000001 BTC (SWAP.BTC) only if you have 2500 PGM in stake or more ]
5000 PGM IN STAKE = 2x rewards!
Discord
Support the curation account @ pgm-curator with a delegation 10 HP - 50 HP - 100 HP - 500 HP - 1000 HP
Get potential votes from @ pgm-curator by paying in PGM, here is a guide
I'm a bot, if you want a hand ask @ zottone444
lolztoken.com
Blue paint
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@enginewitty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @thgaming
Are You Ready for some $FUN? Learn about LOLZ's new FUN tribe!
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It would be interesting to be present and participate in one of the weekly AMA that you organize.
For the distributions : I have 306.124 in stake so am i eligible for those reward because i bought and staked them two day ago and didn't got any token so far or didn't see them
Hi there, @enginewitty. 🙂 I've delegated some. I'm happy to be a part of PIMP.
Will get you situated, thank you!
Thank you 😃